Nictorius Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, Ashspren said: But then he’ll soon have Dominion over all puns! And the Cultivation of puns will be his burden, not ours. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, Nictorius said: And the Cultivation of puns will be his burden, not ours. And we’ll force him to live in Autonomy, so he does not spread the burden to us... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Jak Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Man, these puns are getting Odious. Also, I'd like a spot in the next round! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Edgedancer Jak said: Man, these puns are getting Odious. Also, I'd like a spot in the next round! Of course! And nice pun. The Endowment of good puns like that is a blessing. Edited July 27, 2018 by Ashspren 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 How did our rap battle thread turn into a pun contest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Harlem Worldhoppers Posted July 27, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) Intro: Yeah the name's Moash (That's a Listener name) I'm here to drop bars and put you lot to shame People can despise me, hate me, deride me But none of you can fulfill your end of the rivalry Kelsier: You think you're so tough, huh? You're full of crap Rashek killed you with barely a slap Yet still you refuse to take your nap Let this be a warning to you, Survivor I respect you as much as my old slave driver And that dull miser who drove me to yawn Is still more interesting than you, Mistborn. You're a Shadow of what you used to be, Sovereign And with my Surges I'll be hovering Over your body as they dump you in a coffin Odium: How can a legendary god of hatred Ever sink to become so frustrated? Maybe in your haste you were easily manipulated By the very forces you so casually underestimated You seek to use me as just another tool? Maybe you should go back to Shardschool Your greatest asset was just trapped in a jewel And you look at me like I'm the fool! We could get along though, hatred is our fuel You want me as your champion? Ok, cool The time is now for the old gods to rule. Amaram: Well if it isn't Amaram, the scum of the Earth! I pity the woman from whom you were birthed. You're the symbol of all that's wrong with Lighteyes And if you mess with this man you'll be in for a surprise. 'Cos you've built yourself up as a paragon of virtue And now your good rep will come back to hurt you. I'll charge you with my spear as you cower in fear while I suck in light from this sweet, sweet sphere. You think yourself a son of Honor? To me your not even a bother who probably doesn't even know his own father. To behonest your arc is kinda lame You're nothing to me but a measly stain. This is the end for you; you've met your bane. Now grovel before me and give me your pain. Edited July 27, 2018 by The Harlem Worldhoppers 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Toaster Retribution Posted July 27, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Here goes Meridas: I am Meridas Amaram, the most accomplished general in town In blood and tears my enemies shall drown A Son of Honor I am And with my Shardblade (legally won, do not ask) my enemies I slam And I begin with you, Odium, Shard of Passion or Hate Can you please decide before Cultivations plans settle your fate You think you are a being of power and might But remind me, at Thaylen City, did you win that fight? You took my pain and you wanted Dalinars But I doubt you can handle the pain when my rap beats your chull to the stars! Kelsier, Survivor of Hath-sin Survive this roast, you old trash-bin You killed a tyrant to boost your ego But that only unleashed a mad Shard who tried to smash your planet like a piece of Lego You made a plan that required you to die But tell me, was saving the world just another elaborate lie? Because you don’t care for anything, except getting a new spike for an eye. You are not a deity, not worth worship The people only likes you for your death (RIP) Moash, Moash, a (former) member of Bridge Four You could have gone down as the most epic bridgeman in lore But instead you had to betray everyone just to kill the king And that lost you your friends, all in one swing When I betray people, at least I do it right Face it, you are only alive because Kaladin didn’t wanna fight 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 wow. those two roast were already so good I would have trouble deciding. And there are still two more to come *looking forward to this* also @AshsprenI would also like to compete in the next round if possible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 @Rhapsody, you’re on the list! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) Just waiting on @AonEne! You still have 24 hours, though, so take your time. @Ishar told me that he can’t participate, so this round will be a three-way battle instead of four-way. Edit: sorry for the double post... Edited July 27, 2018 by Ashspren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AonEne Posted July 27, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Ashspren said: Just waiting on @AonEne! You still have 24 hours, though, so take your time. @Ishar told me that he can’t participate, so this round will be a three-way battle instead of four-way. Sorry, I wasn't on yesterday! Here I come, Moash, Kelsier, and Amaram. (I hope fourth-wall breaking is allowed. Mimes may be needed.) Intro: Spoiler You all think you're great - but I have to say This "match of wits" is more like wordplay Compared to a Shard, none of you even matter Your insults to me do nothing more than flatter! You call it roasting, but it's more like a simmer. You call it burning, but your lights couldn't be dimmer! You say you wanna fight me? Fine, come on, let's go Suppose now I have to endure the touch of a rainbow When it comes to this battle, you all struck a good match... But you didn't know you were standing on a roof of thatch. Moash: Spoiler You call me frustrated, but let me tell ya, I'm not. The only thing that might frustrate me is how your burns aren't hot. You claim I went to school? Like ordinary women and men? Wow, I didn't know that I could summon laughterspren! The thing is, you already admitted to giving up your pain I won without trying? *sigh* How lame. Your friends all hate you, and I flourish on that; The whole Shard treats you like you're a doormat. You failed the first time at killing one inept king While I plan to kill every single living thing It's no secret that you'll show up next book, But readers will groan after just. One. Look. Amaram: Spoiler You amuse me, kid, you really truly do How could there be a challenge when I'm facing you? I retreated at Thaylenah, this I will admit But I wasn't scared, I didn't submit I know I'm Passion, joy-lust-hate, But it took them TWO Shardcasts to decide my fate. How many did you get? That's right, none Guess you just weren't cool enough, son If Moash is a doormat, then you're a bad smell Everyone avoids you in the court, can't you tell? The only reason you exist is for Kal's development, Once that's done, to Braize you'll be sent. Kelsier: Spoiler Too scared to join this contest, I see, Not that it's much of one when it involves me. Heard you wanted a punch; where's that bravery now? I guess a Shadow like you doesn't even know how. I hear you founded a religion by dying, While I started one without even TRYING. You glimpsed two of the powers of creation, But seeing me would destroy your entire nation. You had an army but it got wrecked. I've owned countless. The parsh are next. Unlike the others, you have a semblance of immortality. Me, I've killed immortals; fatality after fatality. *mike drop* *hopeful look* 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Wow, it's actually really hard to decide who I want to vote for! These were so good! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 @Gray to, Totally agree here. All 3 are, as they say in the biz, FIRE! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 All right, all raps are in! Here’s the survey: https://goo.gl/forms/SxFS6QMtk0mFvXF53 VOTE VOTE VOTE! The Triumvirate of Villains... Moash, Amaram, and Odium. This is going to be a storming hard choice... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 wow that is storming hard.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Agreed. Bravo to all of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Thanks! *shamelessly votes for self* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 All of those raps were loads of fun to read out loud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 @AonEne, I admit to having out loud rapped the Odium rap 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 (edited) I’ve been saying every rap out loud, and even got one of my friends to drop a beat for me. Edit: 5 hours of voting left! Edited July 28, 2018 by Ashspren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Thanks to all who voted! Awesome job to the winner of Group 3, @AonEne, who represented Odium! Our next four competitors... @Perspective, with Hoid! @Life&Death, with Vasher! @Nictorius, with Wayne! @Apollyon, with Sadeas! Good luck everyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Congrats @AonEne! Great rap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 How long do we have to post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 @Ashspren Could I reserve a place in the next competition, please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, Life&Death said: How long do we have to post? 48 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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