Ghanderflaffle Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 That’s 2. I think we are even now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Violin Guy Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 Ok when does this start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 I think now we tag the one and only @Paranoid King 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 9/7/2019 at 9:15 AM, Ghanderflaffle said: If it's post, I want to be Jak. I believe you'll be needing these then: *,**,• ,† ,‡. Best of luck, everyone! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 (edited) On 9/20/2019 at 8:10 AM, Ghanderflaffle said: That’s 2. I think we are even now. On 9/20/2019 at 8:39 AM, Oduim's Chmapion said: Ok when does this start. On 9/20/2019 at 3:42 PM, I think I am here. said: I think now we tag the one and only @Paranoid King Always good to see the hype building up. We're good to go! The tournament is run as is normal, but all battles will only be between Scadrians and Rosharians. That means that you can collaborate with your team through private messages, google docs, or whatever else you want. Your roasts should still focus on roasting a character, but you can roast the whole world, if you so choose. The teams are as follows: Roshar: @John203 (Chiri-chiri) @FatherTiempo (Jasnah) @Sorana (Azure) @I think I am here. (Teft) Scadrial: @Ghanderflaffle (Jak) @RayOfSunshine (Kelsier) @Oduim's Chmapion (Sazed) @Rushu42 (Steris) Our first battle is between... *Dice rolling sounds* @Sorana (Azure) and @Ghanderflaffle (Jak)! You have until the 29th to submit a roast. Good luck to the both of you! https://countingdownto.com/?c=2648047 Edited September 24, 2019 by Paranoid King 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 Whoo hoo! Go metalborn! And Steris! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 The moment you realize you missed a notification and lost a whole day. I will try to get something done in time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 *laughs evilly* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 I would like to participate, but I'm just too much a poet and not argumentative enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 On 9/21/2019 at 3:26 PM, Paranoid King said: (Azure) and (Jak) Wait, since when was this me? I suppose I can try and get something in on time still, but wasn’t it someone else earlier? It didn’t give me a notification if you edited it. I can try and write something in my free time, but I’m in school right now. @Paranoid King 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Wait, since when was this me? I suppose I can try and get something in on time still, but wasn’t it someone else earlier? It didn’t give me a notification if you edited it. I can try and write something in my free time, but I’m in school right now. @Paranoid King I won't get anything done in time, so don't stress yourself. It's already afternoon for me, and I'm busy this evening. Could we maybe push the deadline back a day, better two? I've started to work again after two weeks off and it eats most of my time to catch up with my mails and projects. @Paranoid King Edited September 23, 2019 by Sorana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Yes please. That would give me time to reread the short story so I remember some things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Whoops, sorry for springing this on you so quickly. I can move the due date back to the 29th. How does that work for you, @Ghanderflaffle and @Sorana? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Paranoid King said: Whoops, sorry for springing this on you so quickly. I can move the due date back to the 29th. How does that work for you, @Ghanderflaffle and @Sorana? That sounds great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Sounds good, thanks! @Paranoid King 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) Alright, here's my entry: Spoiler I see you're back from a journey afar hello Jak Still chasing your star? I bet you're working on your next tale did you spend some time lurking maybe saw a whale? You lie to me lie to the crowd you prefer to flee when you should shout out loud you exaggerate for your stories to be sold use lies like a bait hand them out like a blindfold Obscuring the truth is you real strength you are but a youth can barely hold a wrench At least you've got tin to use in your ploys spikeless little boy They cheer to you but it's all a facade just come to me on the barricade look the foe in the eye brandish your sword no fighting a fly no dancing to a chord I left my realm, my home my kingdom behind unlike you little gnome I'm of a strong mind Everything I've been, What I was trained to do has been more than I've seen has been just like you A lie wrapped in hatred I won't go back beautifully created I broke through, I quit I am not that person I don't want to be I created my own version the one you can see. Looking forward for yours! @Ghanderflaffle Edited September 27, 2019 by Sorana 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Woo Hoo!! Great job Sorana! I loved it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Violin Guy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Good job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 (edited) Pretty good, but here's mine. @Sorana @Paranoid King Spoiler I've been through the Roughs a time or two It may sound like nonsense, but I swear it’s all true I’ve found the Survivor's Treasure From a deepness without measure* I've survived enough to be considered immortal But I am nothing if not humble** So I suppose what I'm saying to you Rust and Ruin, what did you even do? You've been ditched for a bridgeboy with a magical spren And been left with the wall guard, what’s up with these men? They do nothing but lie and try to impress Beard's really helping with all of your stress Only one Soulcaster you found in a pew You needed Wit for aluminum too The wall guard can eat while the city goes hungry It's all they can do across the whole country Can't save the king from his terrible fate The missions a fail, you run for the gate† Dragged through corruption to a possible doom Wait sorry, I forgot, but you’re used to the gloom‡ Adventure is calling, and I must continue on And face the Ko!oss• with nothing but brawn But before I go, let your hair change its hue Rust and Ruin, what did you even do? ——————————————————————————— *Actually, it was 18.3 fathoms. **As is clear from all of Jak's accounts. †I know the proper term is “Oathgate,” but he won’t let me change it. ‡Jak doesn’t understand Shadesmar very well, but he won't let me change this either. •Sigh. Edited September 28, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle Typo 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Bravo to both. Excellent raps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Great job Ghanderflafle! And footnotes are always a plus! It’s going to be really hard to decide who to vote for! Good luck to you both! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 I mean, I'm biased, but I have to say the footnotes sold it for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 I'm glad the footnotes helped. Thanks to @Archer for putting them in a post for me to copy and paste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Great roasts, you two! I can't wait to see who wins this one! https://forms.gle/qHkCdhspbsus22MY7 VOTE VOTE VOTE! Our next two contestants are: @FatherTiempo (Jasnah) and @That Violin Guy (Sazed) Best of luck to the both of you! You have until Oct. 6 to submit your roasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 You get him @That Violin Guy! (Good luck to you too @FatherTiempo ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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