Ashspren Posted July 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) @AonEne— all taken care of! Edited July 23, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Wow they were really good. It was hard to decide who won... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Rad! Those were so good! @Ashspren I would definitely be in for Competition 2 if that's still an option. Thanks @Toaster Retribution for the heads up, this thread is pure gold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, Matias said: Give away, 2 Skaa for everyone that vote's for lord Ruler Oh! Amaram likes this! He hasn’t bought a birthday present for Sadeas yet. Edited July 23, 2018 by Toaster Retribution 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Rad! Those were so good! @Ashspren I would definitely be in for Competition 2 if that's still an option. Thanks @Toaster Retribution for the heads up, this thread is pure gold. Absolutely! I’ll put you down on the reserved list. 5 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: Oh! Amaram likes this! He hasn’t bought a birthday present for gift for Sadeas yet. I’M DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS. As a heads-up, voting will close in 10 hours! Edited July 23, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) This gave me good ideas for when I go. *Mental note to research Zahel idioms.* Edited July 23, 2018 by Life&Death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) I really wish I could rhyme, I would totally sign up next time if I had any skill. P.S. I really thought the lord ruler rap was the best, but I now saw the offer. I would like to cash in for two Skaa please. P.P.S. No, I am not at all biased, even though I love steel inquisitors, koloss, kandra, the final empire, and compounding. Edited July 23, 2018 by Ark1002 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 skaa? You can pass up the gift that keeps on giving the ability to never be harmed. Who can pass up being the lord of all of the realm? King of bands and grandsire of spren shall I make you who votes my way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matias Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 @Ark1002 I'll give you 3 my loyal inquisitor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Cogratulations to @Zath, who represented Spook— the winner of this round! The next four people are... Vin, represented by @Gray to! Susebron, represented by @Kramerfarve! Szeth, represented by @Wyndlerunner! Vivenna, represented by @Sorana! LET ROUND TWO BEGIN! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gray to Posted July 24, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) Spoiler Well, well, well, Susebron You think you're the best But boy you're wrong. You got a really big Breath But you fall for tricks. When it comes to intelligence, You pulled the short stick. Dont worry God King, you won't be missed Cuz I defeated Ruin, and you're next on my list. Let's hope you got rhymes and enjoy the fun Cuz after this battle, your reign will be done. Szeth I know we just started, but go back to Shinovar, Everyone's knows that you've got no bars You're a huge disappointment to the Shin, You lost their trust. They dont see you as kin. You demonstrate the skills as a top notch fighter, But when it comes to rapping, you'll need a ghost rider And shut up about the murders, All you do is cry and moan. To be honest, it's really sad that you take orders from a stone. No matter how hard you try, you couldn't meet death, But don't worry Baldy, my flows will take your last breath Vivenna You're deemed pretty only by your sister, If you were really beautiful, by now you'd have a mister. This battle will be easy, cuz your raps are such a bore. And so are your clothes; You blend in with the floor. You couldn't help your country or Siri; you're hopeless. And look at the results, it left you homeless. I'm gonna crush you in this game, imma give it to you straight Steal this win from your hands, like your sister stole your fate. Edited July 24, 2018 by Gray to Added spoiler tags 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matias Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Congratulation @Zath, your rap was amazing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 @Gray to nicely done you have struck a nice balance of skill and insult! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 @Ashspren, Just to clarify, competitors in the 1st tournament can't compete in the second? Oh, and I assume that a character that's been used can't be used in later competitions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Apollyon said: @Ashspren, Just to clarify, competitors in the 1st tournament can't compete in the second? Oh, and I assume that a character that's been used can't be used in later competitions? Whyever not? Putting a 1 game restriction on players and/or characters would make this a very short lived game. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Apollyon said: @Ashspren, Just to clarify, competitors in the 1st tournament can't compete in the second? Oh, and I assume that a character that's been used can't be used in later competitions? You’re totally allowed to compete! However, I won’t allow any of the competitors in the first tournament to reserve a spot. Sorry. Does that seem like a good compromise? If not, I can change it... Edited July 24, 2018 by Ashspren 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valhalla Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Ashspren, thank you for thinking up this thread; it is amazing! I would also like to be considered for a spot in the second tournament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Before I post my contribution I'd like to thank you @Ashspren for the organization and the time you took making this possible. I had a lot of fun writing these lines, so Thanks a lot! It's a bit a mixture between poetry and lyrics. I don't listen to rap but I looked up some texts as examples. I put it behind a Spoiler Tag because there are some slight spoilers for warbreaker, mbera1, SA. Spoiler Your life I know what you'll say That I'm stiff and cold Yes, I followed their lead, All for a rule. But then I discovered What that really means What I'd given up Just for a stool So I opened my eyes And took my life Gave up on my throne In order to fight. You sit in your chambers With no one to trust Some servants are there Oh, Susebron King They call you big titles But you're just a puppet You do what they tell you With no own oppinion You are mighty in power No question to that But you're coy as a puppy And know nothing at all Countless whispers Deep in Szeths head They confuse your thoughts Till nothing is left You follow Honor Justice you claim But what are you good at? So many you've slain You don't decide Always following others Not facing your crimes Only running away And who is this? Our small, quiet Vin A beaten street urchin Alone without friends You are but a pawn Nothing more than a weapon They use you to fight In their ancient war They fed you lies And you fell for the ruse Condemning your love And the entire world 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Ashspren said: Does that seem like a good compromise? If not, I can change it... That seems very fair. I would also suggest that already-used characters can be used again. Someone asked about that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 @Toaster Retribution, good idea. I’ll be sure to mention that as we get closer to the second tournament. @Valhalla, absolutely! You are on the reserved list. @Sorana No problem! I’ve had a lot of fun putting this together, and I’m glad you’re enjoying this too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 21 hours ago, Ashspren said: Cogratulations to @Zath, who represented Spook— the winner of this round! YAY! *happy dance* Ahem. *dignified samurai bow to Matias, Nathrangking, and Bitbito* You were worthy opponents. I respect your skill and fortitude at insults. *ceremonial gong sounds in the background* 17 hours ago, Ashspren said: You’re totally allowed to compete! However, I won’t allow any of the competitors in the first tournament to reserve a spot. Sorry. Does that seem like a good compromise? If not, I can change it... 12 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: I would also suggest that already-used characters can be used again. Someone asked about that too. So, anyone can sign up as any character, but previous contestants can't reserve a spot in advance, which gives newcomers priority. And no one can reserve a character in advance. Sounds fair to me. Meanwhile... *cue old-timey announcer voice* "Round 2 of the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament is underway! Vin (represented by none other than the great Gray to) starts out with a blistering barrage of rap battle boasts! Soon after, Vivenna (championed by the superlative Sorana) responds rapidly with a roasting retort! What will the God King Susebron (the cool as a cucumber @Kramerfarve) and the Assassin in White Szeth (the willful wonder @Wyndlerunner), come up with to counteract these caustic calls of Cosmere contempt?! Stay tuned, folks, for this round will end and the voting will begin in just over 24 hours from now! Who will stand victorious in the end?!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Zath said: *ceremonial gong sounds in the background* I read this as ceremonial gang signs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 28 minutes ago, Zath said: Meanwhile... *cue old-timey announcer voice* "Round 2 of the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament is underway! Vin (represented by none other than the great Gray to) starts out with a blistering barrage of rap battle boasts! Soon after, Vivenna (championed by the superlative Sorana) responds rapidly with a roasting retort! What will the God King Susebron (the cool as a cucumber @Kramerfarve) and the Assassin in White Szeth (the willful wonder @Wyndlerunner), come up with to counteract these caustic calls of Cosmere contempt?! Stay tuned, folks, for this round will end and the voting will begin in just over 24 hours from now! Who will stand victorious in the end?!" That is beautiful. Also, “blistering barrage...” what awesome alliteration. (And I just realized that “awesome alliteration” is also alliteration...) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Zath said: "Round 2 of the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament is underway! Vin (represented by none other than the great Gray to) starts out with a blistering barrage of rap battle boasts! Thanks! I was worried was too mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Gray to said: Thanks! I was worried was too mean. You’re good. We’re roasting people, after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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