Ashspren Posted October 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Ark1002 said: So, when is this going to start again? Because I am hyped. I'm glad you asked, because this is starting tomorrow! This is your last chance to sign up, everyone! @Apollyon, still waiting on your mystery character. We have thirteen people, so there are three more slots left –– let everyone know! If other people can't make it, that's okay. We'll just have three groups of three and one group of four. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceferring Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 I'll sign up as Lightsong, the heretic of his own religion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 28.10.2018 at 9:06 PM, Rhapsody said: jep judging by your last raps you would beat me into the ground No, I wouldn't! There are lots of people around that are way better than I am (including you)! I will simply have fun writing my one rap and then follow the rest of the tournament^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted November 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 Sorry that it's taken so long to get this off the ground, everyone! Things have been really busy IRL, but I'm here now. Without further ado, let's introduce our first round of competitors! @Sorana, with Breeze! @Ark1002, with TenSoon! @Paranoid King, with Tillaume! Good luck everyone! LET TOURNAMENT FOUR BEGIN! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 I'll see when I can get to it. Should be soon, but I'm at school, so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted November 3, 2018 Report Share Posted November 3, 2018 Excellent choice, sir. I shall endeavor to respond in a timely manner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) Spoiler Good evening, sirs and ladies, I'm not trying to intrude, But I couldn't help but notice that you're acting rather rude. I simply hoped to bring some tea to calm the parties down - What's this? You're both competing to see who's the best around? I couldn't stand against you. No, I haven't got a chance. You're Scadrial's designers of passive-agressive rants. Ah, Tensoon. Would you like your tea sharp or dull? Your insistence on including me is really quite perplexing I'm just a aging butler, to which heated words are vexing I must protest, my qualifiers are not just for show. But if you do insist on this, I guess I'll have a go I'll dazzle senses with my skill at mixing taste and style I'll assemble all ingredients to beat you by a mile. Pardon, but would you like it smooth or textured? Tensoon, you should consider leaving the kandra elect. You've centuries of service, but no well-deserved respect. There's better offers out there, like a shepherd, or a guard. Your canine form would surely help you stay in high regard. Take it from me, your greatest skills do not lie in disguise You're better off leaving the battles fought by your allies. Herbs, or fruits? I'm almost sad to tell you that your skills aren't up to par. The newer generation (Wayne) has beaten you by far. It looks like there's no use for you. Your blessings are quite fancy. But stoke for stroke, they can't compare to simple allomancy. Enjoy your tea, I added in your favorite - rotting meat. Like you, a bit off-putting, but I can't make it discreet. A word of warning, Ladrian, please do not soothe the jury. Cheating will bring down on your head the opposition's fury. Despite your high-born status, born into a large estate, you mingled with conspirators, became a reprobate. You don't fit in with either world, dressing up in fine suits, But dispossessed of any underworldly attributes. Breeze, would you like your tea sweet or spicy? What do you mean you don't care!? Excuse me, but the art of making tea's in short supply. Say that once more and you'll end with a spoon stuck in your eye. The most dignified of Kelsier's crew? I think not. You've no taste. And nobody would notice it if you had been replaced. But before I am forced to do something I may regret, allow me to rephrase the choice to fit with your palate Wine, or tea? Ah. That's what I thought. Long have I served this noble house, but now, I must retire. I have with me a fine Ranette, I know it won't misfire. So let me go out with a "bang", my pardons for the pun. I'm sure your murder will be overlooked by everyone Hold up - I forgot bullets. I guess we're at a crossroads. But I wonder - can you still escape... If the entire house explodes? Edited November 4, 2018 by Paranoid King 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 This is the best thing ever. @Paranoid King, great rap. Now I've just got to remember who tillaume is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 The raps have not decreased in impressiveness since I was last here. That was perfect @Paranoid King. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) My roast: Spoiler TenSoon, a monsoon, and an amazing tune! I will leave you a loon, insane, a roast like this comes once in a blue moon. Survived the ascension of Sazed, I'm not dead. I saved the people of the Final Empire. I could have done it with only a wire. Helped Vin, burner of tin, rescued my kin, you couldn't even save your own skin. Breeze, oh please. I can roast you with ease. Call yourself a soother? I could do it smoother. Hid in a fight while Dockson got killed, that doesn't exactly need you to be skilled. You were a noble, but immobile. Useless, when you could have gone global. After the change of the world to heaven, you couldn't even make something as valuable as seven-eleven. Tilluame, how lame. You long ago lost your claim to fame. You killed yourself, you belong on a shelf. One blast, went fast, then it was past. Only other thing you did was tea. Not exactly weighty, and weighty is key. Butler, a slimy schuttler, you really should have been subtler. As you can see, I am clearly superior. The competition is clearly inferior. I'm a huge dog, but at least I'm more then a clog. Four spikes, deserves likes. A thousand years old, my roast is solid gold. TenSoon, got a boon. Make room. This roast marks your doom. This was fun! I'm glad I joined! Edited November 4, 2018 by Ark1002 Put in qoute boz :( 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) Dang @Ark1002!! Your roast was rhymalicious! And, uh, wait, was that a real word? Sorry, I'm having a bad day... can't think straight. Anyways, if I make it past the first round, I'll be happy to face you. Ever since I swore allegiance to Odium I haven't had a lot of time to relax. Edited November 4, 2018 by ILuvHats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Who knows. Even I could win! I'm looking forward to @Sorana's roast. Hopefully she gets it in on time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Waaaaa, I completely missed that notification. If I calculated right I have some 6 hours left - I'll get to it immediatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Yay! I made it so Sorana actually participates! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ark1002 said: Yay! I made it so Sorana actually participates! Yeah, I owe you for that. This weekend was really busy and I only scrolled through my notifications on mobile. So again a Mistborn round and I'm off against Ten Soon for a second time But here you are, late as Breeze would be ^^ (spoilered because of length and slight MB spoilers) Spoiler Now is the time for you all to bow cause you are all mine and please - do it low When I look in your faces I know what you're thinking I will show you your places no need to be willing Cause I play your emotions have a crew to support me decide on your actions without that you notice You will crawl at my feet my dear little kandra just accept your defeat I've no time for banter Because thanks to your spikes I can fully control you you'll do as I decide you're no part of the crew Go back to your corner Tillaume faithful servant no permission to stir you're just an accountant Wait!!! you're rising an eyebrow, but compared to my art you're blunt as a sow Now is the time for you all to bow cause you are all mine and please - do it low Edited November 4, 2018 by Sorana 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted November 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Don’t worry about specific hours, guys — I’m bound to be late anyway, so I’m just going off of roughly 2 days. Here’s the link! https://goo.gl/forms/0Ih7P5BL6XHPffMw2 VOTE VOTE VOTE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 I voted for myself, for obvious reasons, but both Sorana and PAranoid King's raosts were great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Good raps folks! I voted for one of you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Wow. Really helpful there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Nice guys, I think this one'll be close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 I hope that closeness is in my favor! Though I doubt it... Also, I feel this has been my strongest roast. The others kinda sucked. I've always loved TenSoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 How long again do I have to wait for the results? I'm itching to fins out who won, and read more roasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 24 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 So you're already almost done with waiting! @Ark1002 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted November 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 And the winner is... @Paranoid King, representing Tillaume! ~~~ Now, for the next competitors... @Rhapsody, with Khriss! @I think I am here., with Nazh! @Herowannabe, with Rock! Good luck, everyone! 48 hours to get those in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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