Frustration Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Technically it was @The Unknown Order's turn but that works 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) Spoiler *Taln rambles quietly for a while but it slowly gets louder* I'm getting attacked from both sides Nothing unusual for me First, Lopen For most of the time we've known you You've only had one arm Now you think yourself high and mighty But the only reason you got it back Is because your minds all wack You can't even swear an oath under pressure You can't exit a stage without tripping And you didn't do so well when you went shipping Despite it being the best ship in existence Now, Raoden Brandon didn't even think you worthy of a proper character arc And you're insulting me? Why shouldn't I be called a herald? I'm better than them None of them can say they never broke None of them can claim to be the best fighter Because I hold that title And what about you? You're a king of course but that matters little Especially in the grand scheme of things You raised a city from the ashes But those you commanded were immortal I did the same thing over a hundred times With mortal soldiers to boot To be honest, it was a hoot You discovered how to correctly write a letter Who cares? *Taln slowly falls down from exhaustion, then sinks through the floor* Edited October 12, 2021 by The Unknown Order 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 55 minutes ago, Frustration said: Technically it was @The Unknown Order's turn but that works Uhohhh i thought u meant that i should go after sorry i'm a mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Alright as this was supposed to be @Shard of Reading and @The Unknown Order those will be the ones voted on. Don't worry @Szeth's Facepalm yours was good to. Please Pm the votes, google forums doesn't like me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 I have only recieved one vote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Frustration said: I have only recieved one vote. I can't vote, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 2 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: I can't vote, right? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 (edited) @The Unknown Order wins @Szeth's Facepalm as Raoden VS. @AceBassMan as the Stormfather up next Edited October 26, 2021 by Frustration 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 I was actually Raoden, is that all right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Yep that's fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Frustration said: @The Unknown Order wins @Szeth's Facepalm as Raoden VS. @AceBassMan as the Stormfather up next 9 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: I was actually Raoden, is that all right? Excellent, when shall we battle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Submissions due Friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Frustration said: Submissions due Friday Looks like the stormwardens are predicting a highstorm Friday Edited October 26, 2021 by AceBassMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 I don't know what time zone everyone is in, but I'm ready to post anytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 @Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Spoiler *there's a calm chill before the wind it picks up, building ever steady to the next big mix up, boulders begin bowling and lightning licks up, thunder fills the air till your hair it sticks up* WHAT PITTANCE AM I FEELING AS I PASS THIS WAY? A LITTLE CREEK LEAKING THROUGH AN ASS THAT'S STRAINED? PUSH AN OCEAN THROUGH A CRACK ALL YOU HAVE IS SPRAY I MAKE COSMIC ART, YOU JUST ILLUSTRATE RAODEN GROPIN' OUT IN OPEN SHAOD-DONE, COPIN' POUTIN' MOPIN' LOUT IS HOPIN' HE-AMOUNT-TO LOPEN BUT I CAN'T REALLY BLAME THIS SON OF DISHONOR WHOSE ONLY ROLE MODEL FOR KING WAS HIS FATHER IT'S SELF-SACRIFICE, NOT SACRIFICE ANOTHER THOUGH I CAN BE YOUR FATHER NOW SINCE HE'S A GONER SO TRICKLE OUT INVESTITURE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT GO BE SPIRIT OR KALOO 'CAUSE RAODEN AIN'T RIGHT JUST LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND THE WEAK BALL OF LIGHT GETTING LOST IN MY STORM WITHOUT EVEN A FIGHT *the storm rumbles on* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) *Raoden wakes up* sorry, what was that? I was asleep. OH sorry for being late! I'm ready to rap now. Spoiler That’s it? All you got? I was expecting more. I’ll win this one, won’t even need the Dor Stormfather. You are one of the most powerful beings on Roshar. Definitely the most powerful spren, by far, I’m not even going to deny that this is true. SO WHY IN BRAIZE DO YOU DO THE THINGS THAT YOU DO? We know of your powers, why not use them to do more than destroy? You could save lives, uproot dastardly ploys, But no, you just storm away, pathetically blowing Your winds doing nothing but uprooting and slowing. And picking the side of the ones who took The planet from it’s people won't get you points in anyone's book. And letting Dalinar bully you into bonding him? Fear me, I'm the scary storm’s sounding more like an antonym. And, well, if your gonna be bonded, might as well do it right- But you really won’t be a sword, just out of spite? You sound pathetic. Really. The majestic stormfather: Chose the wrong side, then can’t even bother. And really, in Words of Radiance, literally ANY time would have been better for a surprise storm if you were trying to help Dalinar. Like, i'm not even gonna follow the meter here, if you're on dalinar's side, DON’T SUMMON A STORM DURING ANOTHER STORM TO MAKE THE STORM OF ALL STORMS IN AN AREA POPULATED BY THE PEOPLE YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE! Basic knowledge. So, stormfather, are you really that great? Or are you just a weak willed hurricane With stormlight as your single saving (?) grace? Raoden carefully puts his mike back in his mike stand, then goes back to bed. Edited October 29, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Alrighty lads, time for voting! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 On 10/29/2021 at 4:34 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said: *Raoden wakes up* sorry, what was that? I was asleep. OH sorry for being late! I'm ready to rap now. Hide contents That’s it? All you got? I was expecting more. I’ll win this one, won’t even need the Dor Stormfather. You are one of the most powerful beings on Roshar. Definitely the most powerful spren, by far, I’m not even going to deny that this is true. SO WHY IN BRAIZE DO YOU DO THE THINGS THAT YOU DO? We know of your powers, why not use them to do more than destroy? You could save lives, uproot dastardly ploys, But no, you just storm away, pathetically blowing Your winds doing nothing but uprooting and slowing. And picking the side of the ones who took The planet from it’s people won't get you points in anyone's book. And letting Dalinar bully you into bonding him? Fear me, I'm the scary storm’s sounding more like an antonym. And, well, if your gonna be bonded, might as well do it right- But you really won’t be a sword, just out of spite? You sound pathetic. Really. The majestic stormfather: Chose the wrong side, then can’t even bother. And really, in Words of Radiance, literally ANY time would have been better for a surprise storm if you were trying to help Dalinar. Like, i'm not even gonna follow the meter here, if you're on dalinar's side, DON’T SUMMON A STORM DURING ANOTHER STORM TO MAKE THE STORM OF ALL STORMS IN AN AREA POPULATED BY THE PEOPLE YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE! Basic knowledge. So, stormfather, are you really that great? Or are you just a weak willed hurricane With stormlight as your single saving (?) grace? Raoden carefully puts his mike back in his mike stand, then goes back to bed. "SO WHY IN BRAIZE DO YOU DO THE THINGS THAT YOU DO?" Favorite line, and well crafted all around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 (edited) I have only received one vote I will extend voting, but it will end in the next couple of days Edited November 6, 2021 by Frustration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, AceBassMan said: "SO WHY IN BRAIZE DO YOU DO THE THINGS THAT YOU DO?" Favorite line, and well crafted all around Thank you! I was actually pretty apprehensive about that line, glad I ended up put it in Yours was awesome by the way, especially the rhythm. I literally had to start rapping under my breath when i was reading it it lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 11/5/2021 at 9:37 PM, Ookla the Frog said: Thank you! I was actually pretty apprehensive about that line, glad I ended up put it in Yours was awesome by the way, especially the rhythm. I literally had to start rapping under my breath when i was reading it it lmao High praise! @Ookla the Frustrated What did the votes say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 hours ago, AceBassMan said: High praise! @Ookla the Frustrated What did the votes say? I have only received one vote, but I guess @Ookla the Frog wins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBassMan Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Ookla the Frustrated said: I have only received one vote, but I guess @Ookla the Frog wins Congratulations to the artist formerly known as Szeth's Facepalm, @Ookla the Frog, Raoden! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 :V yayayay! Thank you guys! @AceBassMan thanks for the tough competition, i honestly thought yours was better (seriously, im not being humble or anything, i wrote minw in an afternoon and I'm not sure exactly how i won ) P.S. i might reuse my Taln rap, since i wasn't supposed to post it, but i'll put some more work into it so it's different and better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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