Zelly Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 I don't know why, just.....just roll with me, okay. Preservation Puffs: Consists of small brownish white spheres. They are all oddly, noticeably identical. While appearing slightly fuzzy, they are rock hard and will break will your teeth if you attempt to eat them. Once milk is poured on them, they slightly congeal and then harden to resist movement. Ruin Flakes : Rugged reddish brown flakes. Slightly caustic, may eat away about some bowl materials. When milk is added, they dissolve into nothing. May cause milk to become severely caustic. Not to be used in Styrofoam containers. Honor Honey: Plain tan rings with a hint of honey. They taste okay, slightly sour somehow, but somehow give you a strong feeling of personal satisfaction. Cultivation Crisps: A variety of thin cut shapes in a variety of colors. Pouring milk on them changes the shape and color. Eating may cause unexpected side effects, both positive and negative, or possibly none at all. Great for slumber parties. Odium Ohs!: Dark golden circles with whiteish crystals imbedded. Sugar? Salt? You're not sure, even after eating them. Tastes pretty good, but also makes you feel very nauseated. Domi Devo Drops: Alphabet letter shaped. They taste great. They are very difficult to share with others. Pouring milk on them causes a violent chemical reaction. Harmony Hexagons: 6 sided and symmetrical. They are coated with a layer similar to that of yogurt covered raisins, colored gray with occasional lighter or darker streaks. Impossible to bite in half, each piece must be consumed as a whole. Adding milk colors the milk a light gray and creates a slight film on the surface. Go on, lemme see your ideas. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Autonomy CRUNCH: One small, cube-shaped block. Only one. You keep hearing how crunchy it is, though it runs away from you whenever you try to touch it. Runs away from milk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) Ambition Bombs: Highly colorful and over-marketed fruit shaped bites of corn cereal. Doesn't live up to the hype, and leaves your mouth raw. Leaves a stale, lingering aftertaste. Was quickly beat out by Odium Ohs! Edited June 22, 2018 by Crucible of Shards Spelling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 Honor Honey: side effect is uniting your lips and tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 Survival Shards: Hard, crunchy granola with all the essential vitamins, minerals, protein, carbs, etc. to keep you alive You can live off this alone, but it is very bland, and the ingredients are unknown. Sold in bulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 Dominion Rings: Large, crunchy rings with such powerful flavor that that you can't taste the milk. Only sold in specific locations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Endowmies!: These spherical white puffs refract light around them, bending it into pretty rainbows. Leaves you feeling rejuvenated after consumption. Side affects include temporarily being able to taste color. Don't try brown, it's nasty! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Adonalsiyums: product recalled due to tendency to shatter in the mouth. Mistwraith berry: there is a surprise in every box! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 (edited) See, from the title of the thread, I thought we were going to just be attributing existing cereals to the Shards or planets, and my mind connected a few before I even opened it. Froot Loops: Nalthian cereal. Very colorful and tropical, could see it in restaurants there tbh Cap'n Crunch: Honor's cereal! It's militaristic, and basically splinters when you bite down! Mini Wheats: Scadrian breakfast. Bland, made with basic wheat. Hopefully you can get inventive with the iron content. Lucky Charms: The personal cereal of Hoid. Only he can eat it and divine their secrets. Shreddies: Odium's cereal, for obvious reasons. Raisin Bran: idk, I feel like it's something Preservation would eat. People will still be eating raisin bran when the sun explodes and the world dies. It's timeless. Edited June 23, 2018 by Khyrindor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Introducing... SHREDDED STORMLIGHT!™ The newest Rosharian cereal that is taking the world by storm. Small spheres of wheaty goodness the kids are sure to love. Made with the finest quality ingredients, this cereal is infused with nutrients. It's perfect for those who need a boost after a long day of exercise without any armour. Just make sure you hide them from your boss, or he might take them for himself! Most people only skim the surface and eat the top few spheres in the box. However, those who get the full experience by digging deeper and consuming all of the Shredded Stormlight™ have been known to get special powers*. Awesome! We've received glowing reviews. Like this one: "It's sticky." - Kaladin S. So for a breakfast treat that can't be beat, try the surprising taste of Shredded Stormlight!™ *Special powers are not guaranteed. But I have a cousin who swears he knew a guy who got them once, so maybe you'll get lucky. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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