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7 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

Heya! Ahem!

Might I trouble you for a cookie, Ene?

I am desperately hungry and wouldn't mind the fortune derived from eating said cookie?

Many thanks!

Your first one is free! *hands it over*

The fortune says,

You will find someone you know in an unexpected place soon.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: 1,484-666-67-43

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

7 minutes ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Yay! I’ll take a cookie, too!

The fortune says,

You won't be set on fire tomorrow.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: Death-flames-laughter-joy

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

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TUBA has good prices, what can I say? (What were you expecting?)

21 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Question, ma'am!

Can we spike our own cookies?

If you do it off of our premises and pay for your cookies, we won't try to stop you.

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37 minutes ago, AonEne said:

How much is a chryst normally worth? I haven't seen them used that much, so maybe I'm off and should adjust the prices.

I don't think I've ever seen an actual estimate for it. Not like I'm concerned with the upkeep or sustainability of a fake currency.

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23 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A cookie? TUBA certified?! I need one of these!!

Here you go. Pay no attention to Ark. The competing brands are always trying to steal our business.

You will flip this paper over.

The back says,

Your lucky numbers are: 34, i, root 2, and 987,342,361

Hope you enjoy the Spinner Cookie!

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19 hours ago, Silva said:

Here you go. Pay no attention to Ark. The competing brands are always trying to steal our business.

You will flip this paper over.

The back says,

Your lucky numbers are: 34, i, root 2, and 987,342,361

Hope you enjoy the Spinner Cookie!

Ah yes. Pay no attention to me.

What big knives you have, grandma.

The better to kill you with, my dear!

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While I don't think anyone here was offended, I'd like to remind everyone not to call each other scum or say '****ation you', just for politeness. ^_^

Of course, Forumlurker, here you go!

The fortune says,

I promise you you won't die five thousand years from now.

On the back it says,

Lucky Numbers: 678, 42, a fuzzy puppy, and Kitsune making a sneaky face.

We hope you like the Spinner Cookie!

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1 hour ago, Ark1002 said:

And why's that?

Because we want to try and be nice and civil to each other and while sometimes stuff like that is clearly a joke, other times the fact that it’s a joke isn’t conveyed well through text and it can be misinterpreted and offensive. 

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