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2 hours ago, Gasper said:

Don't you mean impalement? 

Having just because you have shardplate does not excuse you from having to clean out the airducts. The Truthwatchers have holed up in there again and the Windrunners are getting tire of having to try and remove them.

Dang it

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Skybreakers, if someone is falling from the tower, please go and help them, and, no, "there aren't any rules against falling from the tower" is not a valid excuse.

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5 hours ago, Idealistic said:

Skybreakers, if someone is falling from the tower, please go and help them, and, no, "there aren't any rules against falling from the tower" is not a valid excuse.

Skybreakers, this is doubly true if you helped them fall from the tower in the first place.  Nale is not a good role-model in this regard.

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Due to multiple individual complaints about noise and, quote, "disgraceful behaviour", we regret to inform you that using child Edgedancers as bowling balls is no longer allowed.

Five minutes later...

That applies to adult Edgedancers too!

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Nale wants you all to know that he has updated the list of ”illegal stuff you are not alliwed to do in Urithiru” to include death penalties for offenses such as entering the lavatory of the opposite gender, hiding Vedels keys in the gardens and partying inside Oathgates. Please read the full 3,000 page document to make sure that you do not break any of the new (or old) laws. If you have any questions, please turn to the Skybreakers for more in-depth information.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Would the nearest Willshaper please report to the Bondsmith's office to explain what it is you do already?

Any Edgedancer who is found applying the surge of Abrasion to balcony rails will be fined. The Windrunners cannot keep catching everyone who slips and falls because of you.

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To all Edgedancers stop putting signs of "WET FLOOR" and then making the floor "slick" just because you can. It's causing traffic all over the place and you even blocked some of the only paths.

And NO not all have surge of gravitation others have to walk that's not an excuse

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This is the best thread since the "Nightwatcher Boon/Curse" Game!

-Lightweavers, we would ask that you educate your Spren on the social consequences of announcing every potential lie they hear in a conversation. It is difficult for various orders to remain civil when a Windrunner can't even say "Have a nice day" to a Skybreaker without every Cryptic in the area humming in unison.

-We would also mention that it is highly inappropriate to use a Cryptic as a lie detector in relatively unimportant conversations, like while questioning a significant other about their association with a particularly attractive Edgedancer. In relation to this, spren of any order should not be used as spies to determine the faithfulness of one's partner. To those wishing to find a more socially acceptable way to overcome relationship issues, we would recommend the use of the weekly group sessions with the Bondsmiths.

-While we understand that there is necessity in practicing the abilities available to the each order, we would ask that the maturity of one's calling be maintained. For example, we would ask the Stonewardens to cease morphing ceilings and walls into rude phrases, lewd images or even information on how to contact a specific individual via spanreed. Such activities can not be categorized as the "critical formation and maintenance of skill."

-On a similar note, the Edgedancer practice of "slicking" the objects of other individuals must be discontinued. The Skybreakers have submitted multiple complaints, citing these actions as "blatant violations of another's property, health and dignity." Incidentally, all these complaints were submitted following last week's meeting in the main assembly hall after the event was cancelled due to the "slicking" of the seats of the entire order of the Skybreakers.

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To the Radiant which sent a ball-pit as a get-well gift to our newest Elsecaller after their near-death experience in Shadesmar, could you please come forward.

You will be required to foot the bill for professional therapy, and one-on-one Bondsmith chats are not cheap.

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Will the truthwatchers who go around and tell people to stay in their rooms lest they come to a bad end cease an desist.

Can the skybreakers who practiced division on the supposed grafiti/strata on the walls please step forward.

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Attention to All Knight Radiants: 

Stop ordering your spren around to do pranks and petty revenge against other people. And no the excuse "but i did not order him/her" you are responsible of your own sprens actions. 

We are looking at you specifically windrunners and lightweavers

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