Tension on the Horizon

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

4 minutes ago, I am Witless said:

 

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Em... stormtrooper... you know... to fit in with the star wars references...

 

[I Am Witless]

5 minutes ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

 

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Oh. Oops. Same thing though, right?

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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Sadly no.

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Ghost Lopen removed his head and used it as a ball in ethereal ten pin bowling. He then looked around and said 'Why is no one doing anything? Just because your writers have a life doesn't mean you can't do anything.'

Edited May 27, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Kidpen]

Leya came back through the fourth wall hole in the wall of the porta potty she went to.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen saw Leya, and was confused. She was glowing red. Lopen realised something. He was looking at her in the cognitive realm. As he sunk his sight to the physical he noticed something. In Leya's place there was a magnificent crimson trident that bled black. As he walked over and picked it up he felt a drain on his power that he had only experienced once before, when he wielded nightblood. Lopen created a small stable perpendicularity on his palm to feed the trident when he wielded it, and smiled. Such power in the hands of a cognitive shadow of his omnipotence could have unimaginable consequences. Once the funeral was over it would be time to truly party.

Edited May 27, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Kidpen]

The Trident wondered when it was that he wielded Nightblood. Real Leya came over and said "Lopen! Are you CHEATING on me!!!!"

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

'With a trident? Please my love. Its just a friend. Come over here and give us a hug.'

[Kidpen]

Leya did not want to hug the trident, so she stabbed it.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

As soon as it touched the trident the dagger rusted into dust. It revealed its command to Lopen. It decayed all enemies of its master that it touched. And he was its master.

[Kidpen]

Luckily, crystin daggers are almost impossible to destroy. So it just harmlessly clanged instead of being destroyed.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen was disgusted by Leya's behaviour. 'First you say no to my proposal, and now you stab me at my own funeral? Revenge is NIGH!' Lopen stabbed Leya through the eyes touching her brain, her brain decaying into mush.

Edited May 27, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Kidpen]

Luckily, Leya had never stabbed Lopen. And she did not consider herself to be his enemy, so it didn't count, and the trident did not stab her

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Just now, Kidpen said:

Luckily, Leya had never stabbed Lopen. And she did not consider herself to be his enemy, so it didn't count, and the trident did not stab her

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You have stabbed me.

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

On 24/05/2018 at 8:22 PM, Kidpen said:

"Actually, you're pretty creepy. It'll open eventually." Then Leya stabbed Lopen with her Crystin sword.

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Here.

 

[Kidpen]

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I meant just now. I didn't stab you at your funeral.

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

As the brain started becoming mush Lopen realised something. Leya wasn't his enemy. As the trident realised this it reversed its effects and healed Leya. Sorry about that, it mentally signalled Leya.

[Kidpen]

It's fine Leya signaled back.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen grabbed Leya by the waist, pulled her in close, and they teleported to Roshar, Lopen standing right in front of Yzabet ( @I am Witless ) and Rhaizen ( @Mraize ), his trident sparkling in the Rosharan light.

[Archer]

Nigel was confused. He jogged to where the two were standing to figure out what was going on

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen felt an object of great power in the caves beside him. He stowed away his trident and entered the caves. It called to him. It caressed his ear with its voice. He saw it out of the corner of his eye, a magnificent gold ring that was basking in the light of the noon sun. He walked over to it, but felt the splash of cold water on his feet. Unlike Bilbo he could swim, but for some reason decided against it, staying in place.

Edited May 27, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Archer]

Nigel felt the urge to sing. "Slimy little cave. No need to be brave. Death will come, all will die. Slimey little cave." He was in his fishing zone, oblivious to the outside world. But something caught his eye. He looked up as he saw something moving in the shadows. "Hello precious. Who is you?" 

[Jehoiada]

Tevarah found himself falling without stormlight for the second time this week! he was very confused he thought this would heal Tessi and yet there he fell without stormlight again. Tevarah prepared for impact the storm raged all around him, he didn't even know which way was up, then curiously he began to slow, then he saw... it was Tessi magnificent in her beauty, she looked real she was glowing still, but it looked like a normal person using stormlight. Tessi lashed them out of the storm. Tevarah had alot of questions to ask and hopefully she could provide the answers.

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Sorry guys somebody's still gotta be serious and I'm trying to build my characters. XD

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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It's fine. It's actually nice to have someone else posting on here)

Lopen heard Gollum and almost jumped out of his skin, and would have if he had any. What sort of creature was this? 'What are you?' he said, thrusting his trident in front of him. 

Edited May 27, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Archer]

Nigel Gollum eyed the newcomer hungrily, ignoring the question. The stranger had oh so much more meat on him than a fish, he’d make a veritable feast! “What’s he got in his handses?” He looked at the weapon with distaste. It appeared to be a large fork.

“Ssssssss. Praps we sits here and chats a bitsy, my precioussss.” Gollum often ignored language conventions. It made him a terrible lawyer, but he was cheap, so people still hired him anyway. “It likes riddles praps it does, does it?” He was trying to appear friendly, because people are much harder to kill than fish and he was really hungry because he hadn’t eaten since lunch and even that was only just a failed hotdog so he need food right now.