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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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But he watched it anyways.

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So he shouted “SIX!”

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It was his favorite number, see.

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Butt liked number two.

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It didn't like being number two.

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It was jealous of #1.

Greetings, person #19581.

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#1 was jealous of number two's turnips. 

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So it snuck over and stole some.

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And made some turnip soouup.

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It tasted nasty.

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When number two ate it, they had a heart attack from the foul taste.

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But became the returned of terrible soup.

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Butt decided that he was better off with cabbages.

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Posted (edited)

Number two was heartbroken.

Edited by xinoehp512
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So number two embarked on an epic journey to find Butt some cabbages.

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She started in the carrot patch.

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No cabbages were found there.

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But she found some wonderful carrots.

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Including some that were golden.

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And the Carrot of Doom.

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Which, luckily, had only just been planted.

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It hadn't reached maximum potency yet. 

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But that was irrelevant, because number two was moving on to the watermelons.

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These were BIG watermelons.

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