ElephantEarwax

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So they created their own super-mech.

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Which was known as...

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The Tatertron

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It was powered by hashbrowns.

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And ridiculous amounts of butter.

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
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More butter than they could find.

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It grew within the machine in specialized butter pods.

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They were stolen from an abandoned alien ship.

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That had crash-landed in the early 3000's.

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Due to being hit by a comet.

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Made of cheescake.

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The Ultimate Cheesecake with cotton candy topping. 

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And chocolate sprinkles.

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Truthless ate the comet.

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The comet wasn’t very happy about that. 

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And decided to pingpong inside Truthless' belly.

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It pulled out its paddle and balls.

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Truthless wasn't very happy about that.

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So he decided to regurgitate.

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He had been trained by Houdini himself.

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He launched his undigested projectile over 731 yards.

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Straight up into the air.

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In approximately 1.793 nanoseconds.

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Truthless pat himself on the back.

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Posted (edited)

And 4.184 Plancks

EDIT: Ninja'd by Truthless.

Edited by Experience
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