ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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It was only his family in there, after all.

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They'd disowned him centuries ago.

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For that time he broke into the kitchen and ate all of the bacon. 

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Nameless wondered why the His family hadn't paid for dragon security on the His palace. Good thing they were on vacation.

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X wondered why Nameless was capitalizing his pronouns.

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Pronouns? what pronouns? His is a family name, a noun, not a pronoun. 

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Posted (edited)

Angry mobsters broke into Nameless's castle and looted all of Nameless's pronouns.

Meanwhile, a potato droid began to multiply beneath the surface.

Edited by xinoehp512
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And became a tater tot Dysian Aimian.

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Posted (edited)

It bred many strains of potatoes.

Edited by xinoehp512
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One strain was purple.

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Another was blue.

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Another was blurple.

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Blurple was a hard to describe color.

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It was similar to lavendigo and perizure.

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And the number 72.3814.

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And potatoes of that color tended to go volatile at inconvenient moments.

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one moment they're Spuds, then all of a sudden they're French 

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They formed the heart of the giant potato mech.

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Irish Voltron.

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They enable it to...

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In 3D

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With custom folk music.

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And speak in a distinctly Irish cadence.

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All of Scotland was furious.

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