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Waffling was a highly regarded sport, which involved riding a waffle boat down a syrup river. 

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It can get quite dangerous, especially in a syrup storm. 

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all the butter on the ground made it very slippery 

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Thankfully, the breadmunks make very good skis.

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And Butt Venture had a lot of breadmunks.

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Using her giant butter knife, Little Bear scooped up and spread some of the ground butter onto a giant piece of toast, "Breakfast!"

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But the butter was far too salted.

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Butt needed to drink a gallon of water just to purge the saltiness from his mouth.

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Meanwhile, a dragon army was besieging a castle.

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Then they learned that Nameless was the owner of the castle.

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But that was irrelevant 

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Until Nameless arrived at his castle for vacation.

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Then it was more irrelevant 

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He carried a dragon's egg for his specialty breakfast - The Dragon Eggs Benedict.

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This incensed the dragons.

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So he murdered them all.

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Them All did not like being murdered

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He came back to haunt Nameless.

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Nameless revived Them All from the dead and apologized profusely. Then he murdered the dragons.

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The dragons stayed dead for twelve minutes.

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After they came back to life, Nameless sternly warned them not to attack his castle again.

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The dragons attacked his palace instead.

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But he didn't really care about that, so it was fine.

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It was only his family in there, after all.

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They'd disowned him centuries ago.

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