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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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"Is he okay?" Sophie whispered loudly. 

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Nameless' astral projection answered back: "Michael is fine. Jacob is not fine. He might be dead." Nameless smiled. "Which means that I can break the fourth wall and get away with it more easily!" His astral projection dissipated.

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15 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Michael closed his eyes. "Show me," he whispered.

The pen buzzed in his hand.

In front of him, a small podium with a painting on it materialized into existence, depicting a man standing impassively in a field, watching chaos...

...and then it began to move.

On 3/12/2020 at 4:31 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Jacob watched the events unfolding with interest. He summoned his clipboard. Then he summoned his pen.

But nothing came.

 

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"Am I... missing something?" Granite asked.

Sophie hushed him. "Shh!! Let the plot happen!"

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Nameless decided to start a war. He went to recruit some legendary heroes to help him battle the deadly warrior-mages of Atlantis and Themyscira. He picked Chitori the Parsh warrior, sole user of heroform, Jamek king of Boomland, wielder of the blastaxe of DOOM, Saral the amazon, champion of Olympus, and Cheldeth, Dustbringer of the fifth ideal, spiked with allomantic pewter and bronze, wielder of Amberite, and a mighty sand Mastrell.

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Truthless laughed as he summoned Chuck Norris to defeat them all.

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Salad asked why Nameless started so many conflicts. 

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FT knitted a hat, quietly, in the corner.

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10 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless laughed as he summoned Chuck Norris to defeat them all.

Nameless summoned Taln and Kaladin to defeat Chuck Norris.

9 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Salad asked why Nameless started so many conflicts. 

Nameless decided to test his warrior's strength by attacking Salad.

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But no one would ever break the walls of the Cup God’s Cup Fort, it was just a fact of life.

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Because the walls fell over on their own.

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Which was assumed to have been sabotage by enemies of the state.

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But it was really just shoddy workmanship, gravity, and a little wind.

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A.C moved the cup fort to space, where there was no gravity or wind. Now the cup fort was impenetrable. 

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But the cup fort was unable to keep out the solar radiation.

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15 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Salad asked why Nameless started so many conflicts. 

Author Void seconded this.

50 minutes ago, Ishar said:

But the cup fort was unable to keep out the solar radiation.

Due to the gaping hole in its roof.

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17 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Author Void seconded this.

Nameless looked over at Author Void from the ruins of Salad's house, and asked him if he could repeat what he just said.

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