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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Where she gained a large army of burrowing animals.

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But the burrowing animals animals sold their SOUL TO Aunt Jemima's PANCAKE MIX

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3 hours ago, Nameless said:

The Champion was unaffected. He stomped @BringerofShadows into the ground.

BoS then waged war against the champion with her burrowing animal army.

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25 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

BoS then waged war against the champion with her burrowing animal army.

The Champion ignored the animals, stomping towards @Edgedancer_of_spirits, sword glowing. It lashed out with it's whip.

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4 hours ago, Nameless said:

The Champion was unaffected. He stomped @BringerofShadows into the ground.

And Unaffected was the champion.

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BoS then attacked the Champion with several hatchets. She did not like being ignored.

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The Champion continued ignoring BoS. It grabbed Edge, flinging them into a mountain, which collapsed.

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5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

The Champion continued ignoring BoS. It grabbed Edge, flinging them into a mountain, which collapsed.

The Champion was firmly scolded for being rude.

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2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Champion was firmly scolded for being rude.

The Champion ignored the chastisement, grabbing BoS and throwing her into the mountain as well, then vaporizing the entire thing with a blast of energy.

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8 minutes ago, Nameless said:

The Champion ignored the chastisement, grabbing BoS and throwing her into the mountain as well, then vaporizing the entire thing with a blast of energy.

The Champion got sent to time-out.

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On an orange stool.

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The Champion ignored the narrators attempts to put him in time out, and threw the orange stool at @xinoehp512.

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This only made it so he had to recite the alphabet ten more times.

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The Champion recited the alphabet ten times, punching @Jaywalk in the face with each letter he recited.

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1 hour ago, Nameless said:

The Champion ignored the narrators attempts to put him in time out, and threw the orange stool at @xinoehp512.

The Champion was chided for its immature behavior.

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22 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Champion was chided for its immature behavior.

The Champion summoned a candy army to do time-out for it.

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The candy army was placed in timeout alongside the Champion.

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The Champion burned @Mist into nothing.

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4 hours ago, Nameless said:

The Champion ignored the chastisement, grabbing BoS and throwing her into the mountain as well, then vaporizing the entire thing with a blast of energy.

BoS reappeared as a yellow Dorito with a single eye, who liked wearing top hats, bow ties, and carried around a cane. She then made the Champion into a giant head with a arm on-top, with a taste for humans and Narrators. 

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Truthless began drawing a zodiac-like circle, just in case.

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The Champion shook off the narrator's attempt to narrate it, and wrapped BoS with it's whip. Then it turned towards Truthless.

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then the Champion realized that it was a Character and was Narrated

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Then The Champion remembered that it was attuned to the narration wavelength of it's master(s), which used to be Sugar and HFCS, but after they left, control of it was given to Nameless instead. While not totally immune to other narrators narration, it could not be affected by a single sentence, or something completely illogical. (Illogical meaning completely inconsistent with The Champions behavior and personality.)

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