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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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2 minutes ago, Devout Pathian said:

(you change it so much)

*hasn't changed it for 2 months*

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True Bit, but at first you changed it so much it was almost impossible to keep track of your current name.

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Fair.

 

 

Arnold fused with ghanderflaffle. 

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Then spat out a turkey.

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Which was then eaten by Sadeas.

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Who was eaten by a hat.

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Who threw up.

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And then was eaten by Butt.

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Seven times.

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So he killed literally everyone

Edited by Snipexe
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Everyone included himself, but Wayne just used his metalminds to bring himself back.

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Right before he was about to do it a third time, his hat reappeared.

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Yay this thread is still alive! I was scared it would go silent.

So what’s happened?

A writer suddenly appeared out of nowhere and cursed her auto-correct for almost writing appertaining instead of appeared.

Edited by Silva
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36 minutes ago, Silva said:

So what’s happened?

You don't want to know.

Maybe one day I'll actually write a summary to this thing. That would be hilarious.

The hat was angry. And somehow sentient.

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"You rusting abandoned me Wayne!! I can't believe I ever thought you were deevy! Now you must pay the price!" Said the Hat.

 

Edited by whattheHoid
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So he cooked and ate one.

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Wayne recoiled in horror. "Rusts Hat! Don't do that." Said Wayne in a medival Thaylenah accent with a hint of Azish.

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Narrator Gancho was revived as a ghanderflaffle.

Don't think I've forgotten about blowing up. :)

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Then all ghanderflaffles simultaneously blew up, causing Gancho to regret being revived as one of them.

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Thankfully, Narrator Gancho didn't feel regret for long.

Mainly because they all blew up.

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The ghanderflaffles didn't realize that whattheHoid lined all their pockets with aluminum, so everytime they exploded the explosion was inert. But now their secret is out, who knows how long they will have aluminum lining their pockets now.

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