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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Hrathen! This was clearly all irrelevant and arbitrarily Butt started to sing a song he made up.

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Titled: Farts Smell Good.

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Farts Smell Good became a number 1 hit. It was really catchy. Even Jasnah started to dance.

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But everyone gawked nonetheless. Jasnah dancing, bad or not, was a sight to behold.

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Veil started to dance because Shallan was too busy gawking at Jasnah's beauty. They started to dance together, Veil brought some Horneater Ale for her and Jasnah to drink.

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Jasnah however refused, she had to set boundaries somewhere.  She didn’t get drunk in front of other.  Frankly she didn’t dance in front of others, but somethings just had to go.

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It was beautiful, and brought tears to the eyes of the narrators.

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They cried and lamented the beauty of Dalinar's boogie.

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And exploded.

All shameful things explode, you see.

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You see, Shamefillers Lens are Narrator Gancho's prized possession.

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That's why he explodes so much.

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Then imploded.

However, this action was made unrelevant for that fact that Bit exploded again afterwards.

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@Devout Pathian, I like the new username! It’s a good choice. :)

And then Narrator Gancho exploded.

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Narrator Gancho exploded because of repeated use of unrelevant, when it is in fact irrelevant. Butt tossed in the Shard of Irrelevancy towards Gancho too.

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@Devout Pathian you will always be Aurora to me

 

 

Bit intercepted it and was brought back to life.

Hallelujah!

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22 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

 

@Devout Pathian, I like the new username! It’s a good choice. :)

 

Thanks.  I really loved Sazed and I think he is one of the best cosmere characters, so that’s what inspired this name.

 

3 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

 

@Devout Pathian you will always be Aurora to me

 

That’s understandable, no matter what your current name is (you change it so much) I always think of you as Bit.

However, Butt didn’t care about any of the Narrators anymore.

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