whattheHoid Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 The got swindled by an opportunistic Gaz. He started to gamble again, so he decided to sell glue covered brick hats to unsuspecting customers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Suprisingly, Gaz sold over 50 hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 To be exact, he sold 50.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 A hornet bought the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001nth hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Every single one of Gaz's customers were furious at being duped. Especially since he charged 50 spheres and .000000000000000001nt of an eye. Gaz almost had a complete eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 So he threw bricks at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Gaz was regretting his line of work and that he managed to cram in 10 bricks per hat. There were a lot of bricks. Vathah just laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 He then wept because Gaz was his only friend and now he was throwing bricks at him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Why Gaz!? I loved you like a brother! Why did you turn to the Darkside?!" Wailed Vathah. "They've got free drinks! And these Voidspren are wild! I still love you, Vathah! No hard feelings!!" Yelled Gaz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 At that moment, Vathah was broken. Both mentally and emotionally by the soul-crushing betrayal, and physically by the bricks pounding into him. He collapsed to the ground, weeping as more bricks crashed into him, the ideal moment to swear an Ideal and deus-ex machina the crem out of everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Then a thermonuke hit him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 XD Careful, it's rude for me to burst out laughing at a university library. It unfortunately also obliterated everyone else in the area, except for the hornet with the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001nth of a hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Firerust said: XD Careful, it's rude for me to burst out laughing at a university library. This, only during a test at school when everything is dead silent. The hornet paused, then spoke. "I will buy hats for those who have none," it said, then deus ex machinad the heck out of everybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Everyone was hacked to little pieces, but hadn't died. Luckily for them, a Bondsmith passed by. However, she wasn't very good with the surges granted with her Radiant position. She spiritually adhesioned everyone, but she got people mixed up. She called up Dalinar on her video fabrial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Dalinar didn’t answer. He was in the middle of a very important meeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 'Storms! I am never going to get this right! I should've listened to Dalinar's instructional videos better! Why didn't I save them!!?" said Persnickety Blueberry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Suddenly Maui from Moana came and tried to eat Persnickety Blueberry, regardless of the fact that she was a strawberry and he was allergic to strawberries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Persnickety Blueberry shrieked in terror. The strangely cobbled together, Butt, Arnold, and Uncle Brandy tackled Maui as Persnickety Blueberry was their only hope of getting back to normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Persnickety Blueberry turned into a strawberry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Now Persnickety Blueberry's sense of self was all akimbo. She rang for Dalinar again. He picked up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 (edited) A certain narrator wondered how Persnickety Blueberry had changed to a strawberry when she already was. But anyways, he picked up the shard Ambition. Edited August 18, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 No, literally, he picked up a piece of glass that had the word Ambition carved into it. Capitalize or else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 A certain narrator laughed heartily. whattheHoid got the narrator, Kidpen. She knew that Kid had been trying to grab Shards all along and decided to place random shards around for Kid to follow with a pair of gloves by each shard so no one hurts their hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Axelius, the narrator, picked up a Shard and became the Shard of Irrelevancy quite magically. The Gaz Redemption comic is awesome. You should check it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Hey Axelius, that Gaz comic, storming good, thanks. This was accepted as Axelius became irrelevant as long as he/she held the Shard. Dalinar cursed Persnickety Blueberry and her incompetence. He fixed everyone who Persnickety Blueberry globbed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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