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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Because of their annoyance, a being of great power and rarity was created: A Lybrarian. Any who speak or make noise shall suffer the Lybrarians wrath

 

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In another plane of Narration: "Yes, Jimmy," said the Dark Voice. "You seem to have a mighty gift for diffusing bombs."

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“But now,” the Dark Voice said. “It’s time for a commercial break.

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Thanks Luna, I was working on ShardMints™, but it wasn't quite there yet. I'll save it for next time :D

 

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It's fine, I accidentally deleted mine anyway. ^_^

 

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Oh no! :( Hate it when that happens.

 

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The Dark Voice slapped Jimmy in the face. "Focus. Your diffusing skills, explain them to me."

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“Huh? Oh, right, defusing.” Jimmy said, coming out of his trance. “Well I, uh... I usually just find the red wire and cut it, and it works most of the time!”

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The Dark Voice smiles, "Jimmy, my lad. You do have The Knack."

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“Oh good!” Jimmy said, elated.

"Wait just a minute," a voice said, coming from seemingly no where. Except... everywhere at once, too. It was the Light Voice, who was sometimes very hard to hear. "Dark Voice, I should have known you were behind this. Jimmy, quick, you need to distance yourself from the Dark Voice."

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It made a tiny little massive explosion.

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Every time someone posts on here, I get excited that it's Xino and every time it's not. :( It's really depressing. THIS CLIFFHANGER (mountin-faint-er?) IS KILLING ME! Or maybe it's killing Sophie, we don't know. :ph34r:

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Jimmy rocketed through the air, "It's always the red wire!" He plunged into the darkness, wondering what 'knack' the Dark Voice was talking about.

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The blast sent Jimmy all the way to Candy Land.

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He slammed into soft gumdrops, sending him bouncing away and landing with a crunch on the gravel way. Jimmy looked up to see angry candy-people, all holding weapons. You see, Jimmy had arrived in the midst of a bloody coup.

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King Candy had already fallen.

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The coup was lead by Queen Frostine.

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Oh Ninja'd

Her icy minions incapacitated the gumdrop dissenters, and created a reign of terror across her kingdom.

Gingerbread men were enslaved, forced to work her great machines of ice-cream manufacture.

 

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But then came the silver Seon, herald of Galladon, the dreaded eater of worlds.

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Lord Licorice, Mr. Mint, and Princess Lolly led a rebellion against Queen Frostine, first seizing valuable resources in sherbert explosives.

Mama Nut sided with Queen Frostine, sending the peanut children against the newly liberated gingerbread men.

Jimmy watched in horror.

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Gloppy didn’t do much. He just sat there, depressed.

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