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29 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Hi, could someone explain?

Okay, here goes:

Aqua, and Sophie were going to rescue Xinhoep (I seriously need help spelling that) from a comatose state ontop of some mountain, that only Aqua knows the directions to.

Astral was in a forest consuming small woodland creatures.

FT, that's me, was waiting in the wings for his glorious arrival.

After seeing Astral maniacally laughing, FT suggested counseling for her, Sophie, and TVG. 

Sophie appeared on a reclining couch, in a jail cell for some reason, where FT psychoanalysed her. After this session, an assortment of friends, that should mostly be inanimate, join Sophie and Aqua on their quest to save Xinohep.

FT transports them to a white expanse, where they plan their attack. Aqua overrules their planning ad they all appear in a magical clearing.

Meanwhile we have canonical issues about conditioner.

Suddenly, withergeists attack Sophie and her crew. She threw up a shield around her and Sophie, leaving FT to fend for himself. At this time FT screams at Sophie to use conditioner, secretly Narrating the power of her spear into it. TVG steps in and destroys the conditioner.

FT was unhappy with TVG, who says, while FT is running from the withergeists, that Sophie needs to do things on her own for her character growth. 

FT tells Sophie that counselling bills are more expensive if the counselor is dead, Sophie saves FT with her spear, and joyously hops around.

FT apologizes to TVG, the inanimate objects join the crew again. But in the sky, there is canonical problems threatening to destroy the foundation of TLT, and then--the ghanderflaffle empire is rising, again.

Luna threw a fish grenade at the ghanderflaffle empire, where Sergant someone, and Jimmy, the ghanderflaffle, attempt to disarm it.

Jimmy disappears shortly after his moustache explodes. He meets the Dark Voice, the newest villain in TLT.

Meanwhile, the inanimate objects lose their influence on the travelling group, FT gets left behind, Luna gives FT some snickerdoodle, Astral joins the traveling crew, and Withy, adopted son of FT, is travelling with a flock of withergeists to hinder Sophie and her crew.

Narrators take opposite sides against the travelling crew i.e. someone throws a thermonuke at Sophie, but the second Narrator says that it was actually at a different thermonuke, or it exploded into a thousand flowers. Then, Jimmy is eradicated from existence, which may or may not be permanent.

Sophie, Astral, and Aqua are almost there.

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The Dark Voice is actually a withergeist under Withy's control.

3 hours ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

Astral rolled her eyes, continuing to run. 

"Say, how far do we have left to go?" Sophie asked. 

We're almost there, said Aqua. Just to the top of the mountain. Y'know, I think we've made it!

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Meanwhile, in an unrelated pocket dimension. The ganderflaffle empire was finally destroyed, it's constant risings and fallings permanently ceased, forever, for all eternity. This was because the "rocket" they had strapped onto their empire had turned out to contain infinite energy, just like the salesman told them. It was actually an anti-matter bomb.

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1 hour ago, Llstml said:

Meanwhile, in an unrelated pocket dimension. The ganderflaffle empire was finally destroyed, it's constant risings and fallings permanently ceased, forever, for all eternity. This was because the "rocket" they had strapped onto their empire had turned out to contain infinite energy, just like the salesman told them. It was actually an anti-matter bomb.

Except for whatever reason, it kept rising.

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