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“A suit!” Bob cried! “I haven’t made a mere suit in years! For I’m no ordinary tailor, no, no, I’m a specialist in one thing.” “And what’s that...?” RAdolin asked. “Bunny suits.” Bob responded. 1 hour later, RAdolin left in a pristine new suit, and left a very rich tailor in his wake. And a burning tailor shop.

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Unfortunately, the plague of rabies did not end here. All of the exploding animals had been infected by Adolin. The fire of the tailor shop caused all sorts of people to gather round. Several noticed the remains of the animals, and were infected due to very little natural immunity.

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5 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said:

Then a squirrel exploded.

 

5 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said:

Then a Chipmunk exploded.

 

4 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said:

And a blown up hedgehog.

 

4 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said:

And then they all exploded.

"I have failed. They will all explode. I have failed. Oh Almighty... Forgive me, I have failed!"

"Do you mind, Woodrack? I'm reading Oathbringer. Quiet down already!"

 

Spoiler

:D

 

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It started to rain again and with it came droplets of aluminum, which counteracted the rabies coursing through RAdolin and everyone else who became infected. Through the rain, RAdolin becamea an Aluminum Gnat and therefore immune to rabies and all other dog diseases. RAdolin was so happy he went back to pet and got licked by many puppies. Bob and all these exploding woodland creatures looked on in amazement. 

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Indeed. The humans tricked the puppies: their great show of devotion convinced the puppies that they were merely humble slaves. But lo! They were not. The humans, in the middle of the night, stole away and escaped. Unfortunately, they were still infected with rabies. As their spaceship blasted off from Dogsmar, they began to die. The spaceship crashed.

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The little group of humans that survived stayed far away from puppies. Luckily, Butt made a Fart perimeter protecting everyone from anything. They passed down legends of terrific, monstrous beings, known as dogs. The puppies on Dogsmar were sad because they were cute and cuddly and missed being scratched on the head. They also regretted their decision to infect and exterminate the humans. 

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