+Ed Venture Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Impossibly, bananas smelled like mangoes. Somehow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Truthless are more bananas still. Soon he became, the Banana Knight. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 That’s fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Best D&D homebrew ever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 I wish it was canon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 The description is amazing, especially the pun at the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) He decided to do some conquering. Edited September 15, 2019 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 He was unstoppable, as he couldn’t peel pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Xinoehp groaned, awoken by the sheer cringe of that pun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) SoT brightened. "Xino!" she rushed to his side, kneeling beside him. "Are you okay? I saw you go into a trance and you wouldn't wake up and then that Silence thing came and I was so worried that you..." She sighed, blushing. Edited September 15, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 "Yes!! YES!!!!" I'VE CONTRIBUTED TO THE PLOT BY USING A PUN!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!" Truthless yelled, suddenly rising into the air, and beginning to glow. After rising up about ten feet, Truthless grew even brighter, until he was impossible to look at, and then with a flash, he was gone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 “He seems to have ascended to the Shard of Extremely Specific Goals,” noted Luna. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Yes, I have a voice said in Lunamor's head. You shall be hearing more puns from me sooner or later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Why subject me to the punishment of having a voice in my head? I should punt you outta here! Although you may yet still have some good punchlines... Look, this fighting is giving a pungent odor to my headspace. If we don’t soon reach a punderstanding, I fear that soon chaos in my brain will reign. It will be punstoppable! Punfortunately, I don’t think that voices like leaving heads. I’ve heard it’s very puncomfortable for them. They claim that when other voices talk about it, they use far too many punderstatements. Getting you outta my head is going to be quite a pundertaking. And I’m not being punny about that. You guys can be quite punpredictable. I may even have to resort to acupuncture. Pudamentally it sounds like a bad idea, but it sometimes works rather well. Although there is a chance it will harm the punctionality of my brain... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) Yes... I am truly the Punisher. Edited September 15, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) FT, realizing the conflict he had brought, slapped himself in the face. Truly, Truthless has gained a toothful serving of truth. FT gasped. The puns were effecting him as well. Edited September 15, 2019 by FatherTiempo The pun didn't even make sense! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 But all of that was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) I’m starting to get punbearable, aren’t I? Edited September 15, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 “You think?” Granite asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Oh I know. As you can sea, my puns are unstoppable as the tide. My conch-science says I should stop, but I shell never stop!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) “Mom!” Granite called. “Make him stop!” @Shard of Thought Edited September 15, 2019 by Jaywalk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 I’m punstoppable you fool!! I am the Shard of Extremely Specific Goals (Puns), AND I CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 But just like his mother Star had been all his life, she was absent now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Dude, you aren’t very merciful today, are you? Lunamor handed Granite an ice cream cone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Ice?! Did someone say ICE?!! Well, icy what you did there, even though I snow you didn’t mean to make a pun. I’ll have to give you the cold shoulder now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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