ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Just kidding. The planet was named Planet. But don't worry, people could still ffarrt without people hating them.

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And smelly.

This was my 1500th post!

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As well as bored.

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Sp0iLeR tAG LAnD !

All posts in spoilers from now on

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It was primarily inhabited by humans and Fartwraiths. The ideal planet for Fartomancy and Fartalurgy to flourish.

 

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So Butt grabbed a group of humans, and started training them in the ways of Fartomancy.

 

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The Fartwraiths started to teach humans of Fartalurgy as well. Conflict liked this a lot. He could now tell half the human population his thoughts on anything and everything, including the Monster Mash.

 

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They were going to make fartalurgic cookies, but they thought that would be even more disgusting than hemallurgic cookies.

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As a result of this, they instead mowed the lawn with a ceiling fan.

 

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This sped up the ceiling fan up to a speed that it took off, taking from spoiler land to 

Braize.

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Everyone attached to the ceiling fan landed on Braize. They landed in Ash and Taln's living room. The aforementioned Heralds destroyed the ceiling fan. Butt was displeased and cold.

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His solution to this problem was to stab Conflict, Ghanderflaffe, Arnold, and Brandy.

In the f4ce.

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This dhamed Cal.

Edit: I have just been told by @Kaymyth that we actually need to beat all of Random Stuff together because they are all one thread. So we need to get 26629 posts, and counting. This will take approximately 1250 days, or 41 months. We have to either wait a very long time or step up our game.

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Butt was angry and cold, so he burned down Teft and Ash's house.

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What?!? No! *deep breath* It’s okay. We can do this guys.

And then Butt decided it was about time he saw his friend Lift again.

Edit: Ninja’d

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3 hours ago, Kidpen said:

This dhamed Cal.

Edit: I have just been told by @Kaymyth that we actually need to beat all of Random Stuff together because they are all one thread. So we need to get 26629 posts, and counting. This will take approximately 1250 days, or 41 months. We have to either wait a very long time or step up our game.

So, I need proof. 

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20 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

So, I need proof. 

Of what?

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9 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Of what?

of the random threads being one. I see them as separate threads.

So as a Fartomancer, He lifted off.

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Butt ran into a pancake factory that Lift was conviently lifting pancakes from. They caught up with each other and decided that some chouta would go great with these pancakes. They decided to raid the famous World Rosharan food festival.

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34 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

of the random threads being one. I see them as separate threads.

So as a Fartomancer, He lifted off.

Agreed. They might all be about the same thing, but I classify a "thread" as being the actual...well, thread. Like how YKYASW has two threads, even though it's all the same topic.

This festival was being held by some random person called MatPat. No one knew who he was, but he was REALLY persuasive.

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Solution: one word per post

 

So

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he

yeah, I think she’s (Kaymath) just jealous.

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