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They ate the other rider's chulls.

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“You fools”one of the Chull riders called. “You actually ate our bait chulls. After the incident in ‘62, all riders keep their riding chulls hidden, and leave their bait chulls out.

”What’s the incident of ‘62” asked Butt.

”Well, it all started...

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...with a big fire. Someone left a torch burning alone.

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@BitBitioI know on mobile atm... it didn't work

I edited and now he changed. Thx

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"Some storming jockey, who shall remain nameless, was trying to roast marshmallows, but instead through inattention burned down all the chulls. The only thing that remained was their gemhearts. The race was ruined and since then, we always have bait chulls." Said the nameless jockey.

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He wore a pinstriped suit.

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Not that anyone knew.

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He also had another secret batch of bait chulls. This was of course a secret, as well. Uncle Brandy and Butt scratched their heads. Then they thought of a perfect plan to rig the race. First they needed itching powder and gloves.

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Along with potato starch and a rusted old sewing machine.

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So they ran off to get the needed supplies.  And while they were gone . . .

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.................

continue the dot string.

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. . . . . . . . . . Two hours passed . . . . . . . . . . . . Then the race started without Brandy and Butt.

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And...elipses took over the world.

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So Brandy and Butt threw a sword at the unnamed jockey. They also got ninja'd.

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By ninjas....

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...in ball gowns.

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They were so epic that the universe had to modify itself to be able to support them. This time, instead of only a few turtles, it was turtles all the way down. Then the story continued as before.

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Except for the turtles that started munching on salad.

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The fruit salad was composed of only pineapples and durian fruit. It was very smelly.

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Rats became annoyed at the smell and attacked the bottom turtle.

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Then the bottom turtle died. And then all the other turtles died as well.

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The world collapsed, causing Butt to use his Fartomancy and create a new planet before everyone died. He called it...

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