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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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It was called Romanul.

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Posted (edited)

It had inadvertently been Awakened.

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
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With the command “Be awesome”. It took that to mean that it should imitate Lift.

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So it started stealing people’s food.

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And covering everything in butter so it could “slide”.

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The chefs were fine with it, as it buttered toast for them.

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But unbeknownst to it, the butter was slowly percolating throughout it, shifting it... and changing it.

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Soon it would become the great and terrible Butter Cream.

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But not yet.

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For now it was just the meh and kinda bad Butter Cream.

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That made it sad.

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So he went on a quest to earn a better title.

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On 8/23/2019 at 4:23 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

WE’RE PAGE 700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS PARTY EVERYBODY!!!!!!” TRUTHLESS YELLED, REFUSING TO TURN OFF ALL-CAPS WHILE IT WAS STILL PAGE 700. HE THREW SOME CONFETTI INTO THE AIR AND POPPED SOME PARTY CANONS.

My apologies, but I couldn't resist the urge.

can·on1
/ˈkanən/
noun
 
  1.  a general law, rule, principle, or criterion by which something is judged.
Little did the narrators know, but for the last three and a half pages, small, spiny laws and rules had been lurking deep in the background, judging everyone's partying skills. This was revealed when the meh and kinda bad Butter Cream tripped over one of said laws while running off onto his quest.
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The meh and kinda bad and also sad Butter Cream was not too happy about this.

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Posted (edited)

So unhappy in fact, that the meh and kinda bad and also sad as well as unhappy Butter Cream kicked the judgy law that made him trip.

Edited by Rosharan A.C.
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31 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

So he went on a quest to earn a better title.

Sadly, Fate had doomed it to bear the name Butter Cream at least until it became the great and terrible Butter Cream, as per Lunamor's post.

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The law didn’t respond, so he became the meh and kinda bad and also sad as well as unhappy and mad Butter Cream.

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Fire rained down from the heavens.

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And all the things related to it. These included the Goblet of Fire,...

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... a piece of Ember's pinky...

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...a wild charmander...

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Stick,

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Er, not really. But while I have you, is there anything you have to say on the topic of fire?

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He is a stick.

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