+Ed Venture Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) Did you hear the joke about the giraffe? Never mind, it’s over your head Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and leg cut off? Don’t worry he’s all right now. Edited July 13, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 How many times has Saturn been married? I don't know, but it sure has a lot of rings! Why did the planets go to Earth's house for dinner? Because the Earth has a lot of plates! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Taylor Swift approved. And as such, she fell from stardom like a boulder off a cliff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 “PUNS!” Truthless screamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 “THE DEFINITION OF BEAU—“ T-Swift was cut off as she drowned at the bottom of Stardom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Star squinted at the above post. There was a joke to be made there, she was sure of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Then she went blind, having squinted too hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Blind in a metaphorical sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Metaphorical in the fact that she was literally blind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 *Metaphorical as she was literally blind. The local grammar bylaw enforcement officer randomly entered the story to remind everyone that "a metaphor is a comparison of two unlike things using the words like or as, and it would be really nice if people would stop misusing it to talk about the clearly different sneers, grins, smirks, and other types of similes." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Wait, wasn’t it a simile that used “like”or “as”, and a metaphor that just compared them? Simile example: The sky was like blue paint. Metaphor example: The sky was blue paint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Scissors just shrugged, though it looked more like he was trying to cut something, but it was the best a pair of cutting implements could do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Paper edged away from Scissors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 And onto Rock, whose soul promptly left his body at the dreaded contact of Paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 The infamous “Shoot” appeared out of seemingly no where, killing everybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 And then he was foiled by his greatest nemesis, “Volcano”, who destroyed everything in a 4 mile radius. Only the truly uncultured have never used volcano in a game of Rock Paper Scissors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 And was eaten by Black Hole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) Is there a place that has the story to more than page just page 37 out of 669 or do I have to use the website? Antimatter decided to challenge Black Hole for the title of Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors Champion. I’ve been winning for 5 hours now! ...wait. This is the wrong thread for that. Edited July 16, 2019 by Ethan_Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 And thus, Universe Pentagon collapsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 But then Halo wouldn't exist, so John willed it to be fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 His will wasn't strong enough, fortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 *unsure whether I'm still allowed to just do random crem in this thread* So he enlisted the help of Hal Jordan to help him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Kidpen said: *unsure whether I'm still allowed to just do random crem in this thread* Ah, you’re fine. The plot is gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Who was the cousin of Michael B. Jordan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 But was, ironically, terrible at basketball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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