Lunamor Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) There were only two of them, Major Major and Major. Major is a strange word if you think about it. Edited June 21, 2019 by Lunamor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Minor and Minor Minor were minor cities. Minor cities were populated by miners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 And people under the age of 18. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Moderate and Moderate Moderate were full of middle aged people, which turned out to be pretty hectic, as they were all having mid-life crises at the same time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Then there was Gen Z and Millennial Land, where there was lots of Fortnite and complaining. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 And dabbing and drinking Starbucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Dying of cringe was common there 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 But house and childcare costs were ballooning, tuition got pricey, jobs are paying less, cars are also expensive, and the baby boomers are laughing at you as you work at multiple jobs to provide for yourself and your bills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Twas a tough world to live in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Unless you were the owner of a fortune telling goat that had a long beard and resided on a stump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 He was filthy rich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 In knowledge. And also money (as a result of that knowledge). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 All Rosharan hated him though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Cause they were jealous of him. Not of his knowledge. Not of his money. Not of his mind bending ability to count to 103857829184 in .103857829184 seconds. Not of his sweet backflips. Not of his perfect sense of humor. Not of his amazing writing skills. Not of his ability to not believe it’s not butter. Not of his ability to make Kaladin happy. Not of his talent in baking delicious, spike free cookies. Not of his ability to out-stubborn Kelsier. Not of his ability to mention Voidapple without being completely and totally obliterated by Voidus. Not even of his elegant mustache. They were jealous of the fact that he had a type of beard that went perfectly with his name for the purpose of creating puns. They were jealous of the fact that he was a goat with a goatee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 They were SO jealous in fact, that they decided to start shooting each other to give themselves bangs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 The goatee was perfect, and not even the bangs could compare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 So they decided to grow mustaches and start informing people that they simply must ask questions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 They were unsuccessful, due to their supreme incompetence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Technically, it was mostly the afromentioned goat's fault, but let's not split hairs here. They were successful in drawing the attention of local law enforcement, but that was a short lived predicament because, through the use of some Rapunzel-style lassoing, they were able to narrowly escape arrest. (It was a rather close shave.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 They couldn’t dodge the tear gas though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 So all of their papers got all torn up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 And they all got covered in paper cuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 That day became known throughout history as “The Great Slicing”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla-son-son-Ventyl Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Then got changed to “The Not So Great Slicing” as it became a major political incident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 It was celebrated every 18 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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