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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Which was the same as ghandercorn flavored, incidentally.

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Definitely not because the company was too lazy to formulate an entire new flavor and just started calling some of them ghandercorn sandwiches in order to get more kids to eat there and maximize profit, not at all. 

*winks violently*

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It was a rather corrupt company.

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Posted (edited)

It was named Thermonuke Survival Marketing Inc...

*Winks even more furiously than Lunamor*

 

Edited by Rosharan A.C.
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And had a new boss, named...

*winks with both eyes*

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Dr. Survivedthermonukelikeaboss

*winks with three eyes*

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The Second. The first Dr. did not survive the thermonuke like a boss.

*wonders if the radiation was what caused the third eye to appear*

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*Telepathically answers Lunamor's question with a yes*

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*is highly concerned*

*wonders why everyone is square-dancing in circles while wearing rainbow pineapple hats and singing Jingle Bells*

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Because it’s fun, Luna. :P

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*shrugs*

*joins in on the circle square dancing*

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The forgotten Butt Venture walked in, having no idea what was going on. Then he realized it was all just his fever dream.

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He was sick, see. All that reality-jumping made him ill.

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Stick’s Author pointed out that Characters cannot reality-jump

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Just now, Doomstick said:

Stick’s Author pointed out that Characters cannot reality-jump

And TVG retorted by saying that Butt was special and had been given sentience. That sentience, however, was gone. And Silence would rue the day he took it.

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21 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

And TVG retorted by saying that Butt was special and had been given sentience. That sentience, however, was gone. And Silence would rue the day he took it.

But Butt, as all characters, had had two characters, one in each universe when in the other

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18 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

But Butt, as all characters, had had two characters, one in each universe when in the other

"That is true. However, Silence took the S Butt with him, along with Pheonix, Shadow, Ember and Narrator Xino."

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When that happened, the other Butt swaped, and became, cognitively, S Butt

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Firerust did not understand why people were trying to force rules onto The Longest Thread. It was meant to be a place of total writing freedom.

Uncle Brandy threw breadsticks at all the narrators who tried to be coherent.

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Then Uncle Brandy turned into a glass of Brandy. “Oof.” He would say if glasses of brandy could speak.

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A pigeon flew by, drank Brandy, and then took on the soul of Uncle Brandy

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1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A pigeon flew by, drank Brandy, and then took on the soul of Uncle Brandy

But the pigeon wanted a different name.

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But who was the Uncle Pigeon’s nephew(s) or niece(s)?

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They were named Pidge and Pidgey. 

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