Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 "Wipe your memory" they responded. "Oh. That's all right, then. I was worried about death or something" he replied. So they did, and since he had no memories, they took the opportunity to steal his Shards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 And Fartomancy, whatever that was. Butt had forgotten it had been so long since he used it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Butt was a very interesting person who didn’t even know much about himself he realized. Can I just join this by posting? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) And so with Dalinar and Sadeas Ascending, Butt had all this time to rediscover Fartomancy. He would really miss being connected to Arnold, Brandy, and ghanderflaffle. He decided to travel back to Scadrial and find a Fartomancy Master. He didn't remember much about it, but he did remember that he killed his last Fartomancy Master. He would have to be careful this time. Edited July 15, 2018 by whattheHoid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 And that was the story of how Batman was born. Goodbye, Butt and friends! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 And then the Universe remembered that Butt isn't cannon and he was wiped from existence along with every thing that he has ever used. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 The art of Fartomancy ceased to exist despite its wonderfulness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Only its inferior cousin, Allomancy existed on Scadrial. There were legends though of a special hero destined to bring Fartomancy back, but at a great cost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) But that was irrelevant. I wonder how many posts there are of those exact words. Oh, and what happened to upvoting the person who previously posted? I thought that was a cool idea. Edited July 16, 2018 by Rebecca 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) I...forgot about that. *upvotes Rebecca, then goes to upvote anyone I forgot* Edit: I also can't post here for the rest of the day, because I ran out of upvotes. Sorry. Edited July 16, 2018 by AonEne 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 This hero was called The *gag* Hero of *fart* Ages *cough cough* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 The hero happened to have an unfortunate habit of burping after every seven words he said. One after another or not, excluding burps. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Then the only person with a since of smell went out on a great journey to stop him. The up-voting previous posts thing probably stopped because people like me joined and didn't do it. I'm now doing it because I have a soul. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) Unfortunately, the burping was part of his curse since he was to bring Fartomancy back to light. As you can imagine, it was hard to get his point across to anyone. It was unfortunate that the one following him had a keen sense of smell. His name was none other than... I forgot about upvoting, I am now upvoting everyone I forgot! Sorry! Edited July 16, 2018 by whattheHoid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) Barftholomew Blemish. A lover of garbage dumps and ballroom dancing. Edited July 16, 2018 by Silva 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 One of the narrators had no clue what was happening, as he hadn't been keeping up (and he was still trapped in the cognitive realm) so he decided to talk about a spider who had a spike granting it the surge of illumination. It was somewhat irrelevant. Also, Jasnah discovered an underground lair filled with chocolate cake, and partyspren. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) Barftholomew was an ironic man, a keen sense of smell with a stinky name. His dancing skills were on point, so he was popular with the ladies. One such lady followed him on his quest. Also, he made it a point to rescue @Stormblessed Dolphin from Shadesmar. Edited July 16, 2018 by whattheHoid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 But turned back soon after because she was bored. She sent her evil identical twin after him in her place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (yay! i'm being rescued!) The spider lightweaved itself a disguise of a person, with the lightweaving bound to a sphere it was carrying on it's back. And went to talk to Barftholomew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Then another narrator who frequently falls behind decided to add in a squirrel that spends it's time ballroom dancing with a chipmunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) This unfortunate squirrel got trampled by Barftholomew, but its chipmunk companion survived to tell the tale. Edited July 16, 2018 by Silva Grammar issue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Purple yellow and blue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 would the mods get mad if we just started posting random bits of text with no storyline to at least somewhat hold them together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) Bananas are botanical berries. Dunno. We could try and see. This is called the longest thread. Edited July 16, 2018 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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