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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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"Wipe your memory" they responded.

"Oh. That's all right, then. I was worried about death or something" he replied.

So they did, and since he had no memories, they took the opportunity to steal his Shards.

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And Fartomancy, whatever that was. Butt had forgotten it had been so long since he used it.

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Butt was a very interesting person who didn’t even know much about himself he realized.

Can I just join this by posting?

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Yes.

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And so with Dalinar and Sadeas Ascending, Butt had all this time to rediscover Fartomancy. He would really miss being connected to Arnold, Brandy, and ghanderflaffle. He decided to travel back to Scadrial and find a Fartomancy Master. He didn't remember much about it, but he did remember that he killed his last Fartomancy Master. He would have to be careful this time.

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And that was the story of how Batman was born.

 

 

Goodbye, Butt and friends! 

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And then the Universe remembered that Butt isn't cannon and he was wiped from existence along with every thing that he has ever used.

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The art of Fartomancy ceased to exist despite its wonderfulness.

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Only its inferior cousin, Allomancy existed on Scadrial. There were legends though of a special hero destined to bring Fartomancy back, but at a great cost.

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But that was irrelevant.

I wonder how many posts there are of those exact words. Oh, and what happened to upvoting the person who previously posted? I thought that was a cool idea.

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I...forgot about that. *upvotes Rebecca, then goes to upvote anyone I forgot*

Edit: I also can't post here for the rest of the day, because I ran out of upvotes. Sorry.

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This hero was called The *gag* Hero of *fart* Ages *cough cough*

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The hero happened to have an unfortunate habit of burping after every seven words he said. One after another or not, excluding burps.

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Then the only person with a since of smell went out on a great journey to stop him.

The up-voting previous posts thing probably stopped because people like me joined and didn't do it. I'm now doing it because I have a soul.

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Unfortunately, the burping was part of his curse since he was to bring Fartomancy back to light. As you can imagine, it was hard to get his point across to anyone. It was unfortunate that the one following him had a keen sense of smell. His name was none other than...

 

I forgot about upvoting, I am now upvoting everyone I forgot! Sorry!

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Barftholomew Blemish. A lover of garbage dumps and ballroom dancing.

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One of the narrators had no clue what was happening, as he hadn't been keeping up (and he was still trapped in the cognitive realm) so he decided to talk about a spider who had a spike granting it the surge of illumination. It was somewhat irrelevant. Also, Jasnah discovered an underground lair filled with chocolate cake, and partyspren.

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Barftholomew was an ironic man, a keen sense of smell with a stinky name. His dancing skills were on point, so he was popular with the ladies. One such lady followed him on his quest. Also, he made it a point to rescue @Stormblessed Dolphin from Shadesmar.

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But turned back soon after because she was bored. She sent her evil identical twin after him in her place.

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(yay! i'm being rescued!) 

The spider lightweaved itself a disguise of a person, with the lightweaving bound to a sphere it was carrying on it's back. And went to talk to Barftholomew

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Then another narrator who frequently falls behind decided to add in a squirrel that spends it's time ballroom dancing with a chipmunk. 

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This unfortunate squirrel got trampled by Barftholomew, but its chipmunk companion survived to tell the tale.

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Grammar issue
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Purple yellow and blue.

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would the mods get mad if we just started posting random bits of text with no storyline to at least somewhat hold them together?

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Bananas are botanical berries.

Dunno.

We could try and see.

This is called the longest thread.

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