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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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And then, millions of origami doves floated from the heavens.

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And were quickly put in cages to be sold.

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They cried, which was unfortunate because they were maid* of paper. So soon they were all just soggy papers.

*misspelling was purposeful

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The papers were thrown away. Nobody wanted soggy papers...

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Except for the garbage men, who had constructed an elaborate scheme to get hold of millions of soggy papers. This plan was to...

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...rob the Muffins of their power.

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a worthy task, needing much soggy paper.

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They built a huge soggy paper origami robot complete with a soggy paper gun and robbed those Muffins. Now the garbage men had their revenge. Butt held a party in their honor.

 

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It was a huge party and at the next Morning he wasn't sure what happend. But he had an headache like never before...

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It was all due to those Irish Car Bombs but they were worth it and delicious. Unfortunately, the garbage men's power didn't last that long. The Pancakes started to revolt for they were the Muffins nemesis and finally found the right time to sieze power.

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They rolled though the city, seizing the power and every piece of butter they could find.

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The Ghanderflaffles were outraged, as butter is a ghanderflaffle's 7th favorite food.

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The next six posts will describe the top six favorite food.

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Of course, when visiting your local ghanderflaffle chapter, not only are you surrounded by pads of butter, but also fried calamari. This is their 4th favorite food.

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The wiggle worm is like a mosquito, but it wiggle inside things instead of biting them, is a worm, and explodes. Repeatedly. In it's anger, it antagonized some fire-breathing dinoceros'.

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The fire was a chemical fire.

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It burned down the whole house. Kelsier was displeased.

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The wiggle worm crawled down the throat of the sleeping Whitespine, which woke up and began to run around goring innocent Wolverines, Who started going bananas, which woke up the Monkeys, who became angry that they didn't get bananas.

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Then the Almighty Grump Dragon awoke.

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Butt saw the Dragon emerge from it's cave, and decided --As the dragon torched his favorite taco stand, That this madness had to end.(get it? MAD-ness?!?!).

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Because the madness had to end Butt was polite, so he and the Dragon - a gorgeous young female dragon named Blood-Guts-and-Terror - sat down and shared a roast turkey. 

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Then the Possum reversed gravity because it was feeling left out.

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All at once, every non-canon character and item mentioned in this thread ceased to exist except for Butt. No matter how hard the other narrators tried, they couldn't reverse this process.

Butt liked this new development, as it meant more time for HIM. He also liked breaking the fourth wall. He called for Archer to bring mimes, though he had only the smallest awareness of what those were.

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Archer brought Butt some vines as he thought that was what Butt said. So, Butt decided to decorate the fourth wall with the vines. Brandy approved and took a memory and then went off to retrieve the aforementioned mines and they promptly exploded.

 

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The explosion killed Brandy. Butt held a funeral.

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