Gancho Libre Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 And then, millions of origami doves floated from the heavens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 And were quickly put in cages to be sold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 They cried, which was unfortunate because they were maid* of paper. So soon they were all just soggy papers. *misspelling was purposeful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 The papers were thrown away. Nobody wanted soggy papers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Except for the garbage men, who had constructed an elaborate scheme to get hold of millions of soggy papers. This plan was to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 ...rob the Muffins of their power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 a worthy task, needing much soggy paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 They built a huge soggy paper origami robot complete with a soggy paper gun and robbed those Muffins. Now the garbage men had their revenge. Butt held a party in their honor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 It was a huge party and at the next Morning he wasn't sure what happend. But he had an headache like never before... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 It was all due to those Irish Car Bombs but they were worth it and delicious. Unfortunately, the garbage men's power didn't last that long. The Pancakes started to revolt for they were the Muffins nemesis and finally found the right time to sieze power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) They rolled though the city, seizing the power and every piece of butter they could find. Edited July 13, 2018 by Sorana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 The Ghanderflaffles were outraged, as butter is a ghanderflaffle's 7th favorite food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 The next six posts will describe the top six favorite food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Of course, when visiting your local ghanderflaffle chapter, not only are you surrounded by pads of butter, but also fried calamari. This is their 4th favorite food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) The wiggle worm is like a mosquito, but it wiggle inside things instead of biting them, is a worm, and explodes. Repeatedly. In it's anger, it antagonized some fire-breathing dinoceros'. Edited July 15, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 The fire was a chemical fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 It burned down the whole house. Kelsier was displeased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc4n Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 The wiggle worm crawled down the throat of the sleeping Whitespine, which woke up and began to run around goring innocent Wolverines, Who started going bananas, which woke up the Monkeys, who became angry that they didn't get bananas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Then the Almighty Grump Dragon awoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc4n Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Butt saw the Dragon emerge from it's cave, and decided --As the dragon torched his favorite taco stand, That this madness had to end.(get it? MAD-ness?!?!). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Because the madness had to end Butt was polite, so he and the Dragon - a gorgeous young female dragon named Blood-Guts-and-Terror - sat down and shared a roast turkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Then the Possum reversed gravity because it was feeling left out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 All at once, every non-canon character and item mentioned in this thread ceased to exist except for Butt. No matter how hard the other narrators tried, they couldn't reverse this process. Butt liked this new development, as it meant more time for HIM. He also liked breaking the fourth wall. He called for Archer to bring mimes, though he had only the smallest awareness of what those were. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Archer brought Butt some vines as he thought that was what Butt said. So, Butt decided to decorate the fourth wall with the vines. Brandy approved and took a memory and then went off to retrieve the aforementioned mines and they promptly exploded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 The explosion killed Brandy. Butt held a funeral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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