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Because. That’s how I find joy. He reformed as a dead corpse.

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Posted (edited)

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

Because. That’s how I find joy. He reformed as a dead corpse.

He the First became the first zombie, but was immediately incinerated.

In other words, Tom was unharmed.

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Tom Joebob was reformed as a corpse.

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1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

It didn't, she's just like that. 

Oh. Welp, BoS, you should probably just Ascend to Ruin right now then:P Or maybe Ruin should Ascend to Bring of Shadows

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Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Tom Joebob was reformed as a corpse.

Tom P. Joebob that is. Tom's twin brother who hadn't survived the exploding of the universe. 

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This Tom Joebob had little, if anything, to do with Fallen.

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1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

This Tom Joebob had little, if anything, to do with Fallen.

But he was still a brilliant inventor and that was all Ember needed. "Your name is Tom," Ember said.

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Unfortunately, he was also insane.

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So he become one of Ark’s minions.

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1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Unfortunately, he was also insane.

Ember also had Shard-like telepathic capabilities and was able to fix the tears, rips, cracks, and rents in his mind. Because she was in his mind, he was protected from Ark.

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At this point, Tom was greatly confused.

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Just now, xinoehp512 said:

At this point, Tom was greatly confused.

Ember stared at him with Shin-like, amber colored eyes. "You were great once. And I need you. I offer my protection in return for your services."

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Tom suffocated and died. The End.

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Wow yals all made this thread alot longer

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

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Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Tom suffocated and died. The End.

And thus The Boy Who Lived had nothing to fear from Tom Riddle. JK Rowling glared at Shadow for re-writing her magnum opus. 

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As she glared she relised

 

 

Spoiler

Dumbledors gay

 

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Lucius Malfoy strutted around with his perfect hair.

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And fancy cane.

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Candy cane to be exact.

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Especially with eggnog

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Everyone died. The end.

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Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Everyone died. The end.

A man named Everyone fell off a cliff. 

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Then all the characters died.

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All the characters on Super Smash Bros. 

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