+ElephantEarwax Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) What are pancakes? he asked the Ganderflaffle. page 6 woot woot Edited April 29, 2018 by ElephantEarwax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 They are awesome. Said the Ganderflaffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 theres an 'h' after the 'g' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 “Will you help me find all the pancakes I need? If you do, I will bestow upon you a great reward,” the ghanderfaffle said. Is it weird that I imagine the ghanderfaffle as a snake type thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 No, I more or less imagine it that way too. Maybe more like a pig occasionally, but a snake is totally reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 yeah, I said it slithers "Ok" said Butt. "I like rewards." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 The Ghandeflaffe, still slithering, spoke. "If you help me find all the pancakes that I want, I will give you precisely..... a quarter of all the pancakes." I'd just like to say that this is the greatest thread ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 "Do you have any beans?" said Butt. "I think I need beans for something." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 The Ghandeflaffe spoke again. "Very well. If it is within my power, I will also grant you the boon of an infinite amount of beans." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Butt immediately went to go get pancakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Butt couldn’t find any pancakes though. He did, however, stumble across a portal to the waffle realm. He gazed into the deep void of waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 He then realized that waffles are horrible, and quickly destroyed the portal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 But the waffles were so tempting... But Butt decided to continue his search for pancakes. He found the first in his stomach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Butt found the second pancake... and a stack of them.... sitting in his fridge at home. Edited April 29, 2018 by The Thinking Herald 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Butt then had an existential crisis, and starting referring to himself as 'The Great Buttocks" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Which he stopped immedietly because it sounded stupid. Edited April 29, 2018 by Yvainnie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Upon which he realized 'Butt' also sounded stupid. He then renamed himself Branfind the 14th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) And then he came back to normal and stayed Butt Venture and continued to venture on. And he wondered: "What was his quest again? And where is my Maximus Gluteus?" Edited April 29, 2018 by Yvainnie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 He remembered in horror that he had left Gluteus back at home, in the clutches of Brandy. Oh how terrible! He must go back! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 His Gluteus must be suffering! Butt actually did wet himself this time, but luckily, he had his Huggies on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I honestly have no idea what to add here... Is this even in the same world as the beginning at this point? I thought they like couldnt leave their dome homes because of valcanoes? Or something like valcanoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) he returned home, only to find his pet had been banished from this realm by Uncle Brandy's great power. He then remembered his original quest - to gain power and take down Brandy. He immediately abandoned his pancake hunt, going back to what he actually was supposed to be doing. ... But the Ghandeflaffe didn't like that too much... Edited April 29, 2018 by Weedolfin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Nevertheless he could not hurt Butt so he just observed from distance and young Venture started pondering what should be his next step. Butt decided to look for perpendicularity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 He realized that he didn’t have to hurt butt physically. So he said the most emotionally damaging thing he could. “Reckoners is cosmere,” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 So of course, the Ghanderflaffle immediately died of every thing in the universe simultaneously feeling hatred for it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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