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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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42 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

As for the doc, I already wrote seven pages. It's been really fun to write. I can PM you what I have if you want. 

Sure, PM please.

I’ve already done some work starting from when Butt ascended

Windle whined about the safety concerns of the weakness of pancakes as stable footing

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Kelsier appeared and said that safety was for wimps.

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He had started selling merchandise with the words "Survive This!" on it.

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Ax bought a tshirt and put it on, taking his other shirt off to do it. Ark would maybe like them abs, if he wasn't straight. 

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Kelsier heard all of Axe's thoughts and gave him a spike to help out.

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Ax was confused, but took the spike. "K cool"

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9 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

That is impossible, Star said. You cannot just wish away... She looked down at her hands which were crumbling to ash and felt the chilling truth. She was a character in the story. And her Narrator status did nothing about that. She looked at Xino and touched his mind in a single moment, forcing all her memories upon him and giving him a single command. REMEMBER ME. Then, she fell to the floor, her body reduced to smoke. Her silent consciousness joined the Void, singing an unheard song. 

As she faded, her characters did as well.

Tamika disappeared mid-kiss and Tom was left holding nothing but air.

AJ was brought back to life as an Epic, Calamity in control of his mind.

Zeoy turned to dust even as she realized that she should probably get back to The Happy Inquisitor.

@BringerofShadows strings disappeared. She was a marionette no longer.

Even Bozo and Havel were wiped from existence as it was none other than Star who had caused the disturbances in the Void that had led to their creation. @Jaywalk

Lift came back to life.

Kelsier and Jasnah had never met so Max was no more.

And @xinoehp512 was made into a full Narrator once more. 

What...

 

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Just now, Jaywalk said:

What...

 

They assassinated Star. Just look at the page before it. But don't worry, I'm retaliating in my own way. Ember is... *chuckles* Dangerous. 

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1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

They assassinated Star. Just look at the page before it. But don't worry, I'm retaliating in my own way. Ember is... *chuckles* Dangerous. 

I see.

I was just confused after being pretty inactive for a while.

14 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said:

Ax was confused, but took the spike. "K cool"

And ate it.

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1 minute ago, Jaywalk said:

I see.

I was just confused after being pretty inactive for a while.

Ark, me, Hoid, and Ax planned it on Discord.

Like a potato chip.

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Just now, Emperor Stick said:

Ark, me, Hoid, and Ax planned it on Discord.

Like a potato chip.

Ah.

A very salty potato chip.

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Which made it all the better.

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It tasted ok.

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He even found some guac to dip it in.

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Which made it like 150% better. 

Scientifically. 

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Though it might've been closer to 152%

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But in actuality, it was 153%.

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So it was delicious. 

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Quite tasty indeed.

Storms, I missed several pages!

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“Guys, we’re almost to page 600!!!!!!!!!” Truthless said, using way too many exclamation marks.

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Just now, Lunamor said:

Quite tasty indeed.

Storms, I missed several pages!

You should read through them. 

Someone was killed.

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Posted (edited)

I will be the first post on the 600th page!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: even if it requires multiple edits!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or even more to take up more space!!

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
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Posted (edited)

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

You should read through them. 

Someone was killed.

My deepest condolences.

Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edited by Lunamor
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Ark grinned into the universe, then turned the sun into guac.

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