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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)


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And the urge to take off their sunglasses. Mostly because they are proven to make their wearer 297% cooler (in both aspects of the word)*.

 

*These statistics may or may not be made up. And may also solely apply to a magical pair of sunglasses Butt once got from the Nightwatcher. By beating her at a game of Monopoly. That reminds me, never bring up Monopoly around the Nightwatcher. And whatever you do, never, ever say “Do not pass go” within fifty miles of her. She might hear you and decide to give you blocks of cheese for hands or something like that. And if you do somehow end up playing Monopoly with her, please just let her be the race car lest she destroy us all in a murderous rage.

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The fire ant danced somberly. Then it died. 

Astute readers of the Longest Thread took note, cleverly deducing that this interlude must have been inserted by the authors to foreshadow events to come on later pages. Perhaps the protagonists of the story will find themselves locked in a metaphorical dance of Life and Death, or ignite the spark of hope within themselves via a... stick? Although no one would admit it, the foreshadowing was very confusing, but it was generally understood that that was what made it Important.

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