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Unfortunately, Teft could not understand the rat, He heard only squeaking sounds. He had however noticed that it could fly. "Well hello there little fella, how you doin that?"

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Unfortunately, the Rat was too stupid to realize this so he just kept talking to Teft. Then That's honorspren appeared, tired of the miscommunications. Teft staggered backwards.

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Then turned around and ran away, calling to somebody come and save him

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The poor Rat got squished real good. Rock saw him on the wall and put him into his famous stew and took the mafa'liki into his care. Teft kept calling for help until he too ran into a wall.

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Eyes on the prize, people.

But that was all irrelevant. In fact, every single one of the past posts were irrelevant. But that was irrelevant, too.

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The sheer irrelevance of this thread is irrelevant. So much so that the great King of the Universe, @Apollyon, granted Butt the Shard of irrelevance. 

@Apollyon thanks @BitBitio the Mudkip for granting him his supreme status. Bit has been promoted to Chief Advisor.

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Bit advises Apollyon that promoting him is unwise. In other words, he does his job.

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Bit is promoted nonetheless. Apollyon asks for more people to join his court. 

Meanwhile, Butt is enjoying his time with the Shard of Irrelevance. But as we know, that was irrelevant.

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Since Butt has taken up his new shard, it made all of the other shards he holds irrelevant. Conflict and the others were worried about coming irrelevant too, so they decided to merge together in the hopes that they would not fall to irrelevancy. Butt also looked down on Apollyon's court and Farted generously in their direction. This too was irrelevant.

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Then a talking Squirrel yelled, "Pizza for Everyone" and started a movement.

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So he started a dairy and grain and tomato and olive farm, which always shunned pineapples.

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So Everybody realized that everybody disagreed with Everybody.

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1 minute ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

The problem was, everybody liked pineapples on his pizza.

Except for the great Narrator-King Apollyon. Hawaiian pizza is an abomination, and anyone found eating pineapples on pizza would be swiftly executed. The community found a way around this problem, however.

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Then a talking hedgehog said, "Cheeseburgers for everyone!" and started another movement.

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Butt decided to put an end to this, and made a law to say that movements were outlawed--Which started another movement

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Butt put into law that pineapples were delicious heathen fruit and that the only movement allowed was his suppression of all other movements. People didn't really like this. So they decided to create a soul stamp to forge Butt Venture to change this.

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Then the squirrel made a movement to counteract his counter movement movement.

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Then Butt decided to make another movement to remove a certain narrator from his place as narrator. Er, overlord.

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I said the wrong thing on accident...
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With all these movements behind us, Butt Venture was now two. One a tri-shard and the other a powerful Fartomancer, thanks to the magnifique forger, Shai. Butt was pleased and flattered. The Fartomancer went back to Scadrial to join a legion of Space Pirates. Luckily, their space ships were powered by Fartomancy cubes and gas and Butt had a lot of those.

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On 4/27/2018 at 1:39 PM, MacThorstenson said:

A being was formed by the matter. Known as uncle brandy. 

 

On 4/27/2018 at 2:35 PM, Yvainnie said:

So he met Elend’s cousin Butt Venture, because he wasn’t such a butt.

 

On 4/28/2018 at 2:43 PM, Gancho Libre said:

That cookie was later eaten by a ghanderflaffle, but that is a different story and shall be told another time.

Don't ask what a ghanderflaffle is.

 

On 4/30/2018 at 10:53 AM, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

Moving on.

 

A toy piglet named Arnold ate Bob.

He then proceeded to become the main character of this story.

He went into a special room that sent him to the future.

Urafius was still alive.

 

On 5/10/2018 at 8:49 AM, Rebecca said:

The correct word was actually “irrelevant.”

These posts are the only elements still super present in the story. Legendary posts. 

 

Project I have to the other side of the CAL poly balls to do computer science fiction is the ruins of a fortress scratched one square millimeter of the walls are getting boring as well as the Sovereign made the Beyond and still none of the roof into air in my presence of the bar and noticed that was all irrelevant and you participate as well as it can be anything you want I wish.

 

That was literally me typing in the suggested words. Lol

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On 5/10/2018 at 6:49 AM, Kidpen said:

Butt suddenly realized that "unrelevant" is bad grammar.

@BitBitio the Mudkip You offend me! I or Gancho Libre were actually the beginning of the irrelevant movement!

This sentence confused Butt.

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Everything that @BitBitio the Mudkip said at the end was confusing to Butt and the narrator, but decided that everything about this is confusing and just went with it. But all this was irrelevant.

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So he decided to go to the Cinema.

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