Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 So Kelsier decided to write a play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 It was called Hathsin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Narrator Star was suddenly reminded of a little jingle she wrote yesterday called Rainy Day. So let's Soulcast the walls into blood, baby Escape Hathsin just this once Rainy day Rainy day, darling, rainy day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Kelsier’s play starred himself. He was the only actor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Logically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 It was a huge success. Such a success, in fact, that Broadway added his show to their lineup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) People came from all across the Cosmere to see his legendary show. Attendees included... Edited May 22, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Barack Obama. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 And Hoid. Jasnah was mildly jealous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin's successor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 But a sad tradegy happened afterwards... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Nobody knew what tradegy meant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 They thought that it meant something happy, so Brandon Sanderson himself appeared as a guest star on Kel’s show as a villain. He had an entire number to himself where he sung about the joys of torturing readers through excessively killing off beloved characters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 It was all fun and games until Kelsier found out that he was a character. In a book. And there was nothing he could do about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 So he challenged Brandon to a duel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 So Brandon refused to duel him. This infuriated Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 So he challenged him to a write off. The person who wrote the better ending to his story won and that ending would be put into effect in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Because Kelsier was stupid like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 The God of Words made it so prepositions could not be used more than once each 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said: "We'd need some sort of leverage over you." BoS pulls on her strings and the hand controller appeared before Star. “There.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Meanwhile, narrator SD could now access the Shard on his phone. He had the power to summon Doom Rats to the thread from anywhere at any time. (And he was quite obsessed with Doom Rats) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: BoS pulls on her strings and the hand controller appeared before Star. “There.” Star considered. "Are we Narrators in favor of this?" Edited May 22, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Star raised her eyebrow. The previous statement made zero sense in context. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Narrator Lunamor fainted from such an unheard of occurrence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 And since no one came to a consensus, Star took Shadow's hand controller. "This is acceptable." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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