ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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There was a trapdoor at the bottom that led to a large room where the party was.

@DarthWoodrack would you mind avoiding double posting in the future?

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All the food magically changed to pizza.

Nobody posted for a while so I just filled the space.

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But it was Hawaiian pizza.

Edit: My 1400th post! This threads 1400th was a couple ago.

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So everyone loved it.

Alright. I'll not critique you further for it.

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Mraize was super surprised and loved the Sparkle the balloons gave off. Everyone ate their pizza and now it was time to open the presents. The first present was from a ghanderflaffle named Eddie.

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It was a giant purple bouncy house. The second present was from Dalinar.

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Inside was a stick of glue. :ph34r:

Wait, wait. @whattheHoid. Did you actually just edit something on THIS THREAD because of continuity?

This thread, of all threads? :P

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Butt was shocked at @whattheHoid's misunderstanding of how this works. However, he decided to open the third present, from Uncle Brandy, anyway.

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Off in the distance a hollow mountain collapsed in on itself

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It was having a panic attack.

2 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said:

Nobody posted for a while so I just filled the space.

Yeah, but the mods tend to not like it.

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2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Yeah, but the mods tend to not like it.

...As a double post. The irony.

The present was a new mountain.

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Just now, ElephantEarwax said:

...As a double post. The irony.

Which I already mentioned and tried to fix. Refresh your page. How do I delete it?

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Report or just ignore. All good. :)

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The mountain may or may not have been a Ganderflaffle acid volacno. No typos here.

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Then a giant flying TUBA arrived and then immediately exploded into pretty pink sparkles.

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Yes, even in this silly story, I do try. The story of Butt Venture and so many ghanderflaffles needs to be told! :P

There was utter pandemonium. The pink sparkles were sharp and the group of ghanderflaffles met this new Ghanderflaffle and started to give high fives all around. They decided to ditch this place and get to a pub. The rest of the party goers decided to move the after party to the basement. There they were met by none other than...

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Brandy Rebourne!

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And Returned, even more powerful.

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He was more powerful because he had learnt the ancient combat art of Lalaloopsying!

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Brandy Returned executed a perfect Lalaloopsy and barrelled into the people trying to get to the after party. He knocked down Kelsier, Vin, and Elend first. They were not happy. They attacked with a burst of Allomancy. Butt came next and blasted the air with Rotten Eggs and Sweaty Socks. 

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Brandy Rebourne Retourned.

 

A narrator corrected.

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Brandy's story was so popular that a film deal had been brokered. The series was tentatively called "Rebourne Retourned." The first filming was starting and the party goers were the unknowing extras.

 

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Mraize was so surprised that he dropped a Meeker spiked with Feruchemical brass. A spike so heavily invested that if all the heat was released in a fraction of a second the entire planet everyone was on would subsequently be turned to ash and dust. He elsecalled away and detonated the bomb with out care for the narrators he was destroying.

Courtesy of Mraize!

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