Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Then, the-epic-floating-ball-of-spikes-that-used-to-be-a-chipmunk-that-is-intent-on-conquering-the-entire-universe arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 He brought his army of super squirrel commando's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 "Er, what in storming damnation is going on here!?" yelled Mraize. Hoid threw his bucket of sugar acid at these super squirrels. They started to melt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 They melted into sugary, acidic puddles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 But that was all irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 As was everything else that happened in this thread. But that was also irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Then the super inquisitor chipmunk ate the sugar acid puddles and gained the almighty, SHARD OF ACIDIC SUGARY SUPER SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 The explanation points are part of the name of the shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Luckily, the Ghostbloods anticipated such a move and counteracted them with a surge of Adhesion, to lock them in place and a huge blast of Rotten eggs fartomancy. The squirrels threw up all over the place. It was then Butt Venture joined by Conflict and Odium attacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Then the floating ball of spikes that used to be a beaver arrived from the zooniverse with an army of WTFs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Veil was helping out the Ghostbloods at this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Veil created a huge illusion of an army of thunderclasts, Fartwraiths, mistwraiths, a hundred thousand Blackthorns and 50,000 exploding Kelsiers. Everyone became so confused, it was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Kelsier was very offended that she made only 50,000 exploding Kelsiers. She should have made them either really good looking or made a billion Kelseirs. He then demanded that she give him boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 The problem was, Veil was wearing heels. Stilettos to be specific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Kelsier grumbled, but demanded the stilettos anyways. Veil was not having it. She changed to a Horneater princess. "I am much offend! You take advantage!" said the Horneaters' Veil. She took off her stilettos and threw them at the nearest Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Who happened to be one of the exploding ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 And of course, he e x p... erienced bliss. What did you think I was going to say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 It was quite blissful. So blissful in fact, that it was actually very stressful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Then the WTF's all got high on cyanide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 And then died, because a particular narrator didn’t care for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 But the universe became irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Now Butt and his friends were free. They decided to celebrate with some chouta, the best in the cosmere according to Lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 But Lift doesn’t know food. She’ll eat anything. So the chouta actually tasted like chull brûlée. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 While they were eating chouta, Lopen and his hoard of cousins showed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Lopen started telling jokes all about one armed Herdazians. Mraize just stared in annoyance. Lopen had a lot of cousins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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