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He became feared throughout the land. Butt decided to go back in time and change everything back. After doing that, he went even farther back and abducted his childhood self so he could convince the loan collector that he was his firstborn son and give him his soul. Hence the reason that Butt doesn't have a soul.

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This guy. With the fourth wall arguably repaired and Butt still a tri-shard, Butt was reasonably happy. This was all irrelevant as a whole army of ghanderflaffles came attacking.

I hope that Butt is still a tri shard, it's hard to keep track!

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Meanwhile, one of the narrators shattered the mythical fifth wall. He laughed. Now, truly, anything could happen! THIS WORLD WOULD FACE THE WRATH OF THE STORMBLESSED DOLPHIN. SELF-PROCLAIMED RULER OF THE NARRATORS!!!

But then Lift strikes him down with a pancake, trapping him in the cognitive realm.

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Hoid started telling a grand story about the time he was swallowed by a chasmfiend. All what you had to do is roll around in sugar and eventually you pop out of any monster with little to no damage. "Because everyone knows that sugar gives all big monsters indigestion." declared Hoid.

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Luckily, Hoid knew the best way to find sugar for rolling in. "The first step is to do this," Hoid said, demonstrating the simple action that could save all of their lives. Unfortunately, no one could see how to do it because the stomach was very dark. And the acid was burning their eye holes. 

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It was getting crowded in the ghanderflaffle so Hoid took his magic sand and powders and transformed them into sugar. It started to rain sugar. Then Mraize cut a hole through the giant ghanderflaffle and peered inside.

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