BitBitio Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Brandy Rebourne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 He became feared throughout the land. Butt decided to go back in time and change everything back. After doing that, he went even farther back and abducted his childhood self so he could convince the loan collector that he was his firstborn son and give him his soul. Hence the reason that Butt doesn't have a soul. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 He then used the money to buy the things he needed to get rid of Hagrid, who occasionally showed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 After completing the device, he primed it for use and... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) This guy. With the fourth wall arguably repaired and Butt still a tri-shard, Butt was reasonably happy. This was all irrelevant as a whole army of ghanderflaffles came attacking. I hope that Butt is still a tri shard, it's hard to keep track! Edited July 7, 2018 by whattheHoid Ninja'd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Butt screamed like a little girl, and ran away from the ghanderfaffles as fast as tri-shardly possibly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 But Brandy Rebourne, Hagrid, Stormfather, and the mighty armies of General Gee Flaff captured Butt, Arnold, and Ghanderflaffle and began their execution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 But they forgot that Hagrid was possessing Butt, and Butt used the device just in time to separate them from Hagrid, so they accidentally killed Hagrid instead. His wife and 12 daughters cheered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 And then everyone fainted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Which was immaterial, which is another word for irreverent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 "You mean irrelevant." A narrator corrected. But that was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 All the people woke up from their irrelevant nap faint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 But their waking up was unrelevant, because they were all promptly eaten by ghanderflaffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 The narrators found this irrelevant at the time, however, because they were too busy attacking @Gancho Libre with everything they had for saying unrelevant again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Meanwhile, one of the narrators shattered the mythical fifth wall. He laughed. Now, truly, anything could happen! THIS WORLD WOULD FACE THE WRATH OF THE STORMBLESSED DOLPHIN. SELF-PROCLAIMED RULER OF THE NARRATORS!!! But then Lift strikes him down with a pancake, trapping him in the cognitive realm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Everyone gave Lift a high five and extra pancakes for saving us from the tryannical rule of Stormblessed Dolphin. As a consolation prize, Butt offered one of his daughters to him. Whether he accepted her was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Because, they realized, they were still all inside the ghanderflaffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 It was oddly dry. Or at least, dry in the way that it wasn’t soaking in blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 It was soaking in stomach acid, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Hoid was there, and began giving them advice on what to do when swallowed by large monsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Hoid started telling a grand story about the time he was swallowed by a chasmfiend. All what you had to do is roll around in sugar and eventually you pop out of any monster with little to no damage. "Because everyone knows that sugar gives all big monsters indigestion." declared Hoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Luckily, Hoid knew the best way to find sugar for rolling in. "The first step is to do this," Hoid said, demonstrating the simple action that could save all of their lives. Unfortunately, no one could see how to do it because the stomach was very dark. And the acid was burning their eye holes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 The universe transformed into Butt- The Musical and everyone danced and sang about Shardblades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 But they did the whole musical inside of the ghanderflaffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) It was getting crowded in the ghanderflaffle so Hoid took his magic sand and powders and transformed them into sugar. It started to rain sugar. Then Mraize cut a hole through the giant ghanderflaffle and peered inside. Edited July 7, 2018 by whattheHoid Grammer ninja'd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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