ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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His master plan to turn everyone into dodo birds had been foiled!

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Edited by Turtle373
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But there was still hope.

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Because Dodo birds are extinct so they weren't going anywhere.

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There was also no way get them. That’s why he needed to turn everyone into a dodo bird.

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So once again he began the long and complicated ritual to turn everyone into a dodo bird.

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It involved running in circles around the person he wanted to transform, flapping his arms, and singing a seven-hundred verse ode to the dodo.

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Unfortunately people would keep walking, breaking the circle he was making around them.

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This was extremely frustrating. So he decided to yell at them. It didn’t help.

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19 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

@Truthless of Shinovar, @Ghanderflaffle, @Emperor Stick, @Lunamor, @Turtle373, I SUMMON YOU TO SPAM THIS THREAD!! WE MUST SCARE THE DEEP PLOT AND FEELS OUT THIS THREAD!!

I appreciate the writings of the other Narrators. We can add strange things to their plots to make it more TLT like but we don't want to get rid of it completely. For example, someone was watching the battle between Luna, Star, and Jay (or was it Pheonix? I don't remember) earlier and added pineapples.

Suddenly: Ghanderflaffles.

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The entire Butterflutter ancestry rained down from the sky.

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And so everyone panicked.

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Because Ghanderflaffles and butterflutters are very exciting creatures, this is because they like to hide behind things and jump out and scare excite people.

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And also tap dance, as seen in Butterflutter the Seventh’s signature routine.

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They can tap dance so well...

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Until they reach adulthood.

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Their feet become to large to effectively tap dance

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Unlike handerfles, which have snake tails instead of feet.

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But Butterflutter the Seventh didn’t have that problem.

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Being a genetic mutation.

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She had three feet.

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but the international committee of tap dancing said that because she has three feet it isn't tap dancing

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It was something more.

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something grander.

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