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6 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

Yay we broke 12k!

Yay!

As you could only learn it while doing a headstand, juggling 17 live ghanderflaffles, and singing “Over the Rainbow”.

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Correction: the Reading Rainbow theme song.

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13 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Yay!

As you could only learn it while doing a headstand, juggling 17 live ghanderflaffles, and singing “Over the Rainbow”.

Unless, of course, you knew the secret.

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Having the blessing of Voidapple.

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Which required bringing it a shrubbery.

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"Voidapple" was the nickname for the garden where the first voidapples were grown.

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In order to get the blessing of Voidapple, one had to...

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...plant 100 new voidapple trees.

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This worked out because Tom Joebob was an environmentalist.

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Also because he had all the seeds, having invented them.

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In short, Tom Joebob was, is, and always will be, awesome.

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Voidapples are also, but not as much as Tom Joebob. 

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1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Which required bringing it a shrubbery.

But it had to be a proper shrubbery, as it first had to be accepted by the Knights Who Say Ni!

 

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They were difficult to please, however.

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They required you to also chop down the mightiest tree in the forest... with a herring!!!

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But that was the easiest part.

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Because, you see, the finding of the herring was the hard part. Be it only found in one place, and that place was....

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Fortunately, this had been done long ago.

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Through the power of bold, Narrator Aquilla’s post was overwritten.

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Tom Joebob used voidapples in many of his serums.

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He tried to give them to Voidus, but that didn’t end very well.

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He got lost on the way and nearly died several times. Eventually he gave it up and went home.

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And avoided it because he was a smart and knowledgeable individual.

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