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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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He lorded over a tiny colony of minuscule dill pickles.

I have no idea where I got that from.

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They lived in fear that the She'ap would one day break through and feast on them. This day became a colloquial inevitable known as She'apickles Day. It was held in the same regard as the Frashokereti, awesome and frightening, and soon the Pickles constructed a religion around it called Picklish, not to be confused with Ticklish, the religion of their neighboring colony of ticks. 

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Ticklish involved many slushees. And pennies.

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And limes.

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But when nightblood left them behind, he doomed them all because...

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He forgot the ketchup, allowing them to perish (he needed to feed the ketchup colonies at least three cookies a day, and he forgot to do that before he left).

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Nightblood begged to be sent back

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Narrator Xino returned from a long hiatus.

He was disappointed to see he'd missed the appearance of Fallen characters. Too bad, really.

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Narrator Star mentioned that she'd considered bringing Tom up as well, but she wasn't sure how she should play him and so refrained. 

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Narrator Xino apologized for not being around the last few days. He'd been sick.

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Star expressed her regrets that he hadn't been feeling well and her joy that he was back!

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But then the Mustard wars ravaged the galaxy.

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Posted (edited)

Resulting in all of the ketchup being exterminated.

Edited by Lunamor
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By the Mustard Confederacy’s secret weapon; pest-control salesman.

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And their brilliant general, Colonel Mustard.

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Posted (edited)

In no way related to Colonel O’Neill. With two l’s.

Edited by Lunamor
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There was much confusion between him and Colonel O’NeiII, with three i’s. The fact that Colonel O’Neill was a war hero and Colonel O’NeiII was a serial killer was a topic of much confusion in the federal government.

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So the federal government was tired of the confusion and decided to rename Colonel O'Neill to llieN'O lenoloC. The serial killer, of course.

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This greatly angered llieN’O lenoloC, so he went on a rampage across the ever-rising ghanderflaffle empire.

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Then someone took the leaven out.

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And it became a giant cracker.

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Someone poured salt on it, making it a saltine.

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A giant tried to put it in his soup.

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It turned into a sardine.

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So the giant threw it into the sea.

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