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Narrator Tech sat behind the fourth wall, watching the two other narrators stare deeply into each others eyes. It felt grossly reminiscent of Twilight, yet somehow they actually pulled it off.

He decided to ship it, and sell the t-shirts at a limited-time premium.

One must always take advantage of a golden business opportunity.

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Technovore now had a T-shirt stand. His stand stood in a spooky alleyway in the despondent void that used to be the fourth wall. He sold shipping T-shirts. They all had customink watermarks on them, along with random symbols and uncreative name mashups branded on them. They were not very good. Tech is bad at business.

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Which was fine. In Tech’s feverish shipping frenzy, he had ordered thousands of JayThought shirts and stored them in warehouses all across the RPverse. 

Tech assured everyone that that was definitely NOT foam coming out of his mouth, it was simply... dish soap. Yes dish soap. Dish soap is perfectly sane.

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