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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Asneps, Elend, and Fuzz fought off the mimes in the Beyond.

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The mimes had brought cream pies and were throwing them at everyone.

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But they were filled with a toxic gas that killed the mimes and everybody else.

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GRAMMAR. (And people were mocking me)
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Even though they were all already dead.

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Or perhaps they were just miming death.

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Narrator Bean unfollows this thread 

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For he is in the mood to make huge mistakes.

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What the narrators didn’t know was that Narrator Bean had extremely nefarious and traitorous intentions. Butterflutter the Eigth glared at TLPW, which is the only possible reason this has happened, and defintely could not be anything else at all.

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Nope, nothing else at all. Except for an explosion.

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Narrator Star points out that Bean never actually unfollowed it, and that we're all okay.

She also glares at Narrator Technovore. Because Marsh. And editing. 

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Narrator Shadow decides that she wants to be the one in charge. She then decides to sneakily assassinate the other narrators.

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Narrator Star decided that she didn't like this idea and gave immunity to all the other Narrators. And Marsh. Everyone was always out to get her husband!

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Narrator Jaywalk saw Narrator Shadow sneaking up behind him, and promptly summoned a mime for her to fight.

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Narrator Lunamor hid in the basement with a lifetime supply of cake.

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The cake was moldy, however.

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The mime’s blood had gotten everywhere. She used the same katana to stab Narrator Star through the chest, and immediately looked behind the cakes to kill Narrator Lunamor. 

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Narrator Silva decided that the story was getting too dark and had some rainbow teleporting pegasi swoop in to save Narrator Lunamor.

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The Rainbow Pegasi got a spear through there chests. 

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4 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

The Rainbow Pegasi got a spear through there chests. 

Thanks @Silva!

The Rainbow Pegasi survived, however, as them there chests of gold were the ones who were speared through.

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Narrator Firerust hid in an underground fort made of Scott Sterling's face, while Narrator Rirefust, the idiot that he is, was promptly slain by Silva and the demented mimes. Too bad.

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Narrator Romanul ran straight into a spear because he got distracted by a turtle.

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Narrator Ovaltine took a die-no-bomb to the neck and died. Meanwhile Narrator Technovore, being actually useful, gave Narrator Enitlavo command over the great Mime Hoards of Rowanda to break Shadow’s psychology to its knees.

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Narrator Jaywalk bided his time, waiting for Shadow to attack.

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But then, Narrtor Shadow got an even better idea…

 

(And it was crazy, because she was driven insane)

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