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Prong Horn actually had two pitchforks coming out of his head shaft-first in replacement of his horns.

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They could electrocute people

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Prong Horn was married to Blunt Hoof, a Hoa'rse considered to be the buffest (H/h)o(a'r/r)se in existence.

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Blunt Hoof would often get pedicures for his feet

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And oil latherings for his bulging muscles.

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He also died his hair a different shade of pink, depending on the day of the week. Mondays were...

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Posted (edited)

Tuesdays were Pinky Pie Imitation bubblegum.

Edited by Le Sigh
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Wednesday’s was soul crushing black

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And the rest of the week was some variant of rainbow in honor of gay pride. He chose the day's order of colors by laying a handful of Lucky Charms on the table. The other Hoa'rses and She'ap took bets.

Edited by The Night Watcher
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Not on the color, but on the...

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Ugliness level.

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And the rate at which his mane grew. Currently, it was 0.3 mm a day. Yes, Donkish uses metric units.

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Because metric is much more sophisticated, just like the snorts and spitting in the language itself.

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The language was very proper.

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So only aristocrats used it, everyone else couldn’t speak

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The culture was very rich and interesting. 

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Like chocolate.

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And breadmunks.

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But not quite as rich as Jasnah and her pockets' proverbial depth 

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As Jasnah could use her skills to easily get herself more money.

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She could soulcast all of the aluminum she wanted.

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It was very cool, everyone paid to watch her do it.

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There were millions of spectators

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Each ticket to watch her soulcast cost one emerald broam. She actually made more money from the ticket proceeds than the soulcasting,

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