Jaywalk Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Because nobody really cared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Very many pages ago. Hoid was still President. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 He had stopped progress on the 14th wall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 To buy instant noodles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Imported from Scadrial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 He really loved noodles, especially when shared with his dragon lover, Edgli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 He made an instant noodle empire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Who also liked instant noodles, they started trading with Hoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 His favorite flavor was waffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 He enjoyed waffles, just as he enjoyed waffle-loving donkeys. Something about their diet just made the meat so juicy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 The 8th Waffle flavor was especially popular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 It had extra chasmfiend butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 With a side of rockbud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 The 8th waffle flavor was the creation of the Great Waffle, the inexorable force that threatened to destroy humanity. When the Creator made the world he bound the Great Waffle in Don’kies Stumack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 A stumack is the part of the stomach that looks like a cross between a tumor, cyst and appendix that is only present in donkeys, or, as they are called in the Donkish language, Don'kies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Donkish is a complex language composed of snorts, grunts, and spitting. It was first spoken at a Bar Mitzvah in a field just south of Singapore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Because a bunch of illiterate people had lost their voices and needed a way to communicate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 The Don'kies just kinda picked it up afterward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Because it is the coolest way to communicate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 It has since been adopted by the She’ap, the Hoa’rses, and the C’ows—a military organization led by a group called the Cattle Guard. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadWalker Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Their chief: Prong Horn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Prong Horn had a pitchfork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Prong Horn actually had two pitchforks coming out of his head shaft-first in replacement of his horns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 They could electrocute people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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