The Technovore Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Bang. Bam. Swoosh. 3 points! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 To the Dustbringers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 The Dustbringers are now leading the Windrunners 45 to 42. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 10 points to Hufflepuff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 But Ravenclaw is still in the lead for the house cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 But then Harry Potter walked into the room. And Snape wasn’t headmaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 For it was Kelsier! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 He executed Harry Potter to destroy his Horcrux, thus saving Hogwarts from 7 years of attacks, bloodshed, and annoying teenage antics. He also tasked Ravenclaw with creating a Death Eater tracker, with the promise of 3 years of house cups should they succeed. Kelsier didn’t mess around when it came to tasking out serial killers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 He was not headmaster for long, however, giving up his position to Marsh. He wanted to spend more time with his family. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Eyes Productions_YT Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Marsh was a great headmaster. Except for the fact that everyone would ask him why he had silver spikes in his head that give him magic instead of a wand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 He would promptly Sooth their curiosity, then walk away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 They thought it was very smooth how he was able to so easily Sooth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Much to the headmaster’s chagrin, they often compared the smoothness of his Soothing to the smoothness of his hecka bald head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Young Hufflepuff girls regularly flirted with him, seemingly attracted to his baldness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 The older kids that paid attention to the news and most of the other teachers were rather alarmed at the unexplained attraction toward the scary Mistborn man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 He was always sad about his bad head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Narrator Le Sigh wonders how Harry Potter got mixed into Cosmere. What Shardworld would that even be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Narrator Silva wasn't sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 But none of the Narrators actually cared. It’s not like continuity actually matters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) A mime cracked their knuckles menacingly. Edited March 8, 2019 by The Technovore typo lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Four mime goons stepped out into the shady alley where the Narrators dwelt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Except for Narrator Ghanderflaffle, she was living in the world where the story was taking place because she had been living with the ghanderflaffles but was then exiled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 And Narrator Jaywalk, who was Max’s godfather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Thus, all of the Narrators save Ghanderflaffle and Jaywalk were doomed! Mimes were all-powerful beings! There was no way the Narrators could escape! There was only one chance... Just as the mimes began their incantations of Dhoom, Narrator Ganvcho teleported right too them and smote them all into hyperspace. Narrator Ganvcho had Returned*! *Again Edited March 8, 2019 by Gancho Libre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 But this was all irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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