Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Understandable, Butt Venture was also rather annoyed at his parents. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 So Butt had murdered his parents as a youth, which was why Uncle Brandy found him so promising. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 And, though Butt had killed his parents, he was still much less of a Butt than Straff. Because, objectively speaking, not even Odium is as bad as Straff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Odium nods in approval, for he found Straff's presence drew him to nearly Splinter himself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Butt also has a pet which he has not killed yet. Edited April 27, 2018 by Yvainnie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 This pets name was Gluteus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 His pet preferred to be called Maximus though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Gluteus, aka Maximus, was a boa constrictor, and very much enjoyed eating guinea pigs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 But the guinea pigs also enjoyed being eaten, so you could say they had a sym-butt-otic relationship. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 I would like to apologize for that horrible potty humor and I promise it will never happen again. "Farting, barf faced poop!" Butt said. Sigh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted April 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Guys lets stay from the crudity. I've gotta laugh though Kidpen The snake had green and white stripes going long ways. Edited April 27, 2018 by ElephantEarwax 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 This story has majorly digressed. One day Maximus was enjoying a guinea pig dinner when the unexpected happened. Somehow a powerfull-venomous-shapeshifting-grasshopper (named Mr. Mister, Mr for short) made his way into Maximus' deep fried guinea pig platter. After Mr. Mister was swallowed whole by Maximus, Mr devoured Maximus from the inside, and shapeshifted into Maximus' form (out of fear of punishment for killing him), and took his place as Butt's pet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Butt was smart enough to figure it out, but he didn’t care, the only thing Butt Venture wants is revenge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Butt planned to assassinate Uncle Brandy with a thorough dosage of vodka, due to his preferences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 How ever, Butt was not aware of Uncle Brandy’s secret power...an artificial liver. No matter how much Vodka Butt fed to Brandy, the Assasination was never succesfull 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 So Butt got out a funnel and forcibly poured liters and liters of vodka down Uncle Brandy's throat, but he did not die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Even though Brandy could not be killed by it, he was still thoroughly drunk. His artificial liver had a strange reaction to all of the alcohol that was quite... unpredictable. Edited April 28, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Uncle Brandy’s demands for more episodes of MLP became louder, the more Vodka he drank. Soon Butt became concerned....what was the MLP, and why was his Uncle so obsessed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Is it weird that I was just trying to watch MLP, but it wouldn't load? Butt tried to cut off Brandy from the Vodka. Best sentence ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He tried everything--hiding it in the attic, throwing it away, filling the bottles with water--but it was no use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) So Butt took his Gluteus Maximus, gently petted him and scratched him and took Brandy by his Vodka. Edited April 28, 2018 by Yvainnie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Then, pineapples. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Beautiful glorious pineapples! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Was the thing Uncle Brandy said in his drunken stupor. Brandy eventually managed to pull MLP from an alternate universe and watch it all day, becoming an extremely addicted Bronie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 This proved Brandy was growing in strength. Butt began to fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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