The Technovore Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Being a spy was dangerous business, especially when dealing with the likes of the 17th Shard. The narrator then edited his post because Butt Venture put a knife to his neck and told him to fix what he had done. Edited February 12, 2019 by The Technovore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 He even had some from the LTDoCI post a false page. Luckily, nobody would ever know the real page was page 239.4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Butt was not the man he had been when he had started his journey. Watching the universe explode and implode so many times did something to a person. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Specifically it made them crave clown blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Served only in the skulls of the handerfles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 The handerfles are the main producer and seller of organic clown blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Strangely, organic clown blood is actually made from the clown plant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Which grows from the brain cells of clowns. It’s a miserable existence to be a clown in the kingdom of the handerfles, no matter what promises of “organic” or “cage-free” they put on the cartons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Handerfles were a bloodythirsty race. Specifically, a clownbloodthirsty race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 There was another who also craved clown blood--Butterflutter the Seventh. She had no hands and three feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 She was a world renowned tap dancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Perdition Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 She won an award for the best tap dancer in the world. But unfortunately she couldn't actually accept the award since she had no hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 But she did have a mouth, which worked just fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 PUPPIES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Edit: 1,111th post!!! But it tasted really bad, so she became very upset and, in her anger, turned into the evil villain Sorol Tadeas. Her favorite pastimes became popping the balloons of small children and saying mean things to puppies to make them cry. Edited February 12, 2019 by Lunamor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 It had only been a matter of time before this happened and her family had prepared for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 They hired Kadolin Ohlin to take her down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Kadolin Ohlin, however, was worried about scuffing his Shartplate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Or scratching his Bhardslade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Or hurting the poor cremlings. On a side note, I wonder how a Sleepless would feel if one of the hordelings got squished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Overall, Kadolin Ohlin was a terrible hitman, and Butterflutter the Seventh’s family had not prepared nearly enough by hiring him. So they fired him, and scratched both his Shartplate and his Bhardslade as a personal insult. Then they sent Butterflutter the Eighth to do the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 But then Kadolin Ohlin hired a hitman for revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 His name was Kaladin Squallgifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 He was secretly a Gushbinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 He had been a Gushbinder for some time now actually and he was waiting for the right time to spill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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