+Sorana Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Contrasting Light, which was thanks to Tom, but without a purpose it grew bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Joe the ghanderflaffle passed out because of the confusion of that sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 And then he died. A funeral was held in Tanavast’s honor, with no mention of Joe whatsoever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Because Joe was a ghanderflaffle, and ghanderflaffles “aren’t really into the whole funeral thing”. (Quote provided by Ghanderflaffle the Eighth, translated from his violent sneezing.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 You guys, there might be trouble. The Last Posters are starting a story on their thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 They seek to copy us, eh? We'll give them a run for their money. They'll go back to "I win!" eventually. In Joe's memory, the ghanderflaffles started an uprising against bad grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Yeah, you're probably right. Their slogan was, "There, Thier, and They're; Their's a Difference." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 They were immediately set upon by handerfles, which are what you cross with a giraffe to get a ghanderflaffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 They were created in a lab by... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Tom Joebob the Mad Scientist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 A lot of people thought he was insane, but he was just really mad all the time. That's why he created the handerfles. Obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 The handerfles looked like a cross between a snake and a bird. Obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 What else would they look like? The discrepancy made Tom Joebob mad again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 So he made the selfrednah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 The narrators kept switching the gender of Butterflutter the Eighth. She was getting quite annoyed at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Unbeknownst to her, there was another Butterflutter the Eighth who was male. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 This made for some confusing plot twists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Like the fact that every character was Butt Venture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 That only happened in the highly selective Ttub universe, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Butt had not been seen for a while. Narrator Shard of Thought was worried about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 He had secretly dressed up as the amethyst judge and gone to infiltrate the Last Post ‘verse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 All the narrators wished him luck on his noble journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Shard of Thought approved and wished she wasn't already out of upvotes. Edit: Totally ninjaed. Edited February 12, 2019 by Shard of Thought 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Have an upvote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Thanks! I try to use my upvotes somewhat sparingly, but you guys are just so great! Butt had a secret plan that would be revealed when the Last Posters got to a certain page. He couldn't say which for fear of their spies who may be lurking on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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